Angry Rhino's definitions

Portiggy

An inoffensive nickname for a person of Portuguese decent. The word has no negative racial connotations.

All Portiggy love to do is fish, eat, and grow pot bellies.

by Angry Rhino December 20, 2009

Little Leaguer

An adult who finds pleasure in kidnapping and molesting small boys after recreational sports, particularly baseball.

Brice: "Who is that man in the car staring at me?"
Pops: "He is a little leaguer, you better watch out for them!"

by Angry Rhino November 18, 2009

Grand Theft Auto

The black man's national sport.

Little Johnny saw two black man compete in some grand theft auto.

by Angry Rhino July 1, 2009

Mexican Hair Gel

When multiple Mexicans cum in a persons hair, the hair is then styled and eventually dried to maintain its position.

Brice: "Hey, Alexei, where did you get that rockin' hairdo?"
Alexei: "Oh! I just got some Mexican Hair Gel from a few spicks on the street."

by Angry Rhino November 21, 2009

Fender Bender

A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.

Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"

by Angry Rhino June 24, 2009

Bernie Madoff

When a person is recieves a longer that life jail sentence.

Frank was found guilty for commiting double homocide of the first degree. The judge decided to give him a Bernie Madoff.

by Angry Rhino July 6, 2009

Junior Driver

The act of giving a fender bender to a young child under the age of 12.

See Fender Bender (Defn. 2)

Little Jimmy: "Ouch! Daddy, what are you doing to me?"
Daddy: "What? You told me that wou wanted to learn how to drive?

Little Jimmy is a junior driver.

by Angry Rhino November 18, 2009