Andy Williams's definitions

mock-croc

Mock-croc, or 'moc-croc' means fake crocodile skin, mostly used for handbags or shoes of the Patrick Cox style.

Eddie was wearing his new moc-croc loafers today.

by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

algebra

A form of mathematics that requires you to find out what 'x' is worth. All shcool pupils everywhere HATE algebra, and once you leave school there is no reason whatsoever to use it again.

I had algebra class today, God it was boring.

by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

Iowan

Only used in Wales, means the same as 'Keith' in England. A geek or nerd, someone without a clue who is usually a bit anal.

God, you're acting like a right Iowan

by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

chocolate boy

'Chocoltae Boy' is a term used to denote a male (usually straight) who takes impeccable care over his appearance. He will invariably be sunbed tanned and have spiky hair.

That Josh, he thinks he's chocolate, he's a chocolate boy.

by Andy Williams September 17, 2003

box

The television set.

What's on the box tonight?

by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

toodle

To say goodbye to someone, as a short term for toodle-pip.

Have a good weekend Sally, toodle.

by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

tidy darts

What you say when someone has done something extremely well. Comes from actual darts playing, if a player hits three triple twenties or somthing, other players or spectatores say 'tidy darts' or 'good darts'. Also comes from the Welsh slang 'tidy', meaning 'nice one', 'good' or 'that's great'.

Katie: I won the a competition today.

Andy: Tidy darts.

by Andy Williams September 20, 2003