Definitions by Andy Williams

Iowan 

Only used in Wales, means the same as 'Keith' in England. A geek or nerd, someone without a clue who is usually a bit anal.

God, you're acting like a right Iowan

Iowan by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

mock-croc

Mock-croc, or 'moc-croc' means fake crocodile skin, mostly used for handbags or shoes of the Patrick Cox style.

Eddie was wearing his new moc-croc loafers today.

mock-croc by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

tidy darts 

What you say when someone has done something extremely well. Comes from actual darts playing, if a player hits three triple twenties or somthing, other players or spectatores say 'tidy darts' or 'good darts'. Also comes from the Welsh slang 'tidy', meaning 'nice one', 'good' or 'that's great'.

Katie: I won the a competition today.

Andy: Tidy darts.

tidy darts by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

algebra 

A form of mathematics that requires you to find out what 'x' is worth. All shcool pupils everywhere HATE algebra, and once you leave school there is no reason whatsoever to use it again.

I had algebra class today, God it was boring.

algebra by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

box

The television set.

What's on the box tonight?

box by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

toodle 

To say goodbye to someone, as a short term for toodle-pip.

Have a good weekend Sally, toodle.

toodle by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

Squeeze 

Your current boyfriend or girlfriend.

Just going for a coffee with my new squeeze.

Squeeze by Andy Williams September 20, 2003