Andy's definitions
by andy April 8, 2005
Get the gitanemug. by andy March 23, 2004
Get the 7:30mug. A chavvy is a top male specimen.
Has to be near shopping malls in the day to be seen as dominant male.
The common chav needs to impress girl chavs with his show of gel wealth and really original style of clothing.
In the evening a chav will move from shopping mall to outside an off- license and eventually to a Kebab Shop where the chav will display his chavness by removing his hands from the kebab at the exact moment he has had enough vitamins to start swearing again.
Chavs can therefore be found by their droppings which are donner meat, spit, coke and Mayfair stubs.
Has to be near shopping malls in the day to be seen as dominant male.
The common chav needs to impress girl chavs with his show of gel wealth and really original style of clothing.
In the evening a chav will move from shopping mall to outside an off- license and eventually to a Kebab Shop where the chav will display his chavness by removing his hands from the kebab at the exact moment he has had enough vitamins to start swearing again.
Chavs can therefore be found by their droppings which are donner meat, spit, coke and Mayfair stubs.
by Andy March 10, 2004
Get the chavvymug. When a man performs a bowel movement into a plastic sandwich baggy, then inserts his penis into the bag and thrusts madly as if he were shaking a bottle of ketchup.
by Andy January 5, 2005
Get the shittyfuckermug. by andy March 6, 2003
Get the Whammymug. What is known by English teachers as an oxymoron, i.e. a word which is qualified by a second word, an adjective, which is completely redundant (adds nothing new to the meaning of the first word). Crap is by definition anal, unless it comes from the mouth-crapping aliens on the planet XAARFQTYSHAJK!LP.
Nevertheless, saying two swear words is always better than saying one for releasing tension, so "anal crap" is perfectly legitimate, whatever those fucking english teachers say.
Nevertheless, saying two swear words is always better than saying one for releasing tension, so "anal crap" is perfectly legitimate, whatever those fucking english teachers say.
by Andy April 20, 2004
Get the anal crapmug.