Spy-chip - possibly the scariest technology coming into use right now. They're tiny chips, some as small as a third of a millimetre, which can be hidden inside objects, packaging and even people, and which give a unique identity symbol if triggered by a scanner. In other words, every banknote, shoe or pair of jeans might have a unique ID allowing anyone with a scanner to track it - the government could find out your whereabouts and where you bought your clothes, criminals could scan you to find out how much money you were carrying and ID cards, passports etc could contain chips which could be scanned from a distance.
Currently being introduced by WalMart in products and packaging, with 100 other companies interested. Euro banknotes might contain the chips. A version which can be injected in humans, the VeriChip, is now being tested, and several US states including New York are discussing forcibly injecting the chips in homeless people.
Currently being introduced by WalMart in products and packaging, with 100 other companies interested. Euro banknotes might contain the chips. A version which can be injected in humans, the VeriChip, is now being tested, and several US states including New York are discussing forcibly injecting the chips in homeless people.
by Andy May 07, 2004
Word frequently uttered by my dog, usually when I'm around. It has a number of meanings:
1) Please refrain from engaging towards me in the course of action in which you are currently engaged;
2) Be informed that your current activity is considered a Biteable Offence in the laws of Dogdom, and/or by the statutory authority of myself;
3) I hereby assert my proprietary right over this food/bone/toy/piece of fox-shit, and declare my intent to defend this right against all persons subsequently wishing to take possession of it;
4) I do not wish to perform the action which you have requested of me. Please refrain from making any further requests of this kind at the present time;
5) I believe that my territorial rights may have been violated by another being of some description, including but not limited to: dog, cat, frog, bird, postman, traffic cone and fallen tree, and I wish to investigate the suspected violation forthwith;
6) You are a fucking cunt and I'm going to fucking bite you.
1) Please refrain from engaging towards me in the course of action in which you are currently engaged;
2) Be informed that your current activity is considered a Biteable Offence in the laws of Dogdom, and/or by the statutory authority of myself;
3) I hereby assert my proprietary right over this food/bone/toy/piece of fox-shit, and declare my intent to defend this right against all persons subsequently wishing to take possession of it;
4) I do not wish to perform the action which you have requested of me. Please refrain from making any further requests of this kind at the present time;
5) I believe that my territorial rights may have been violated by another being of some description, including but not limited to: dog, cat, frog, bird, postman, traffic cone and fallen tree, and I wish to investigate the suspected violation forthwith;
6) You are a fucking cunt and I'm going to fucking bite you.
"grrrr"
"grrr-rrr-rrrrrrr"
"grrrr-rrrr-rrrrr-rrrrr"
"(inhale) rrrrr-rrrrr-rrrrrrrr-rrrrrrr"
"SNAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"serves you right for fucking with me, you fucking over-evolved monkey"
"grrr-rrr-rrrrrrr"
"grrrr-rrrr-rrrrr-rrrrr"
"(inhale) rrrrr-rrrrr-rrrrrrrr-rrrrrrr"
"SNAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"serves you right for fucking with me, you fucking over-evolved monkey"
by Andy April 26, 2004
One of a species of large, apparently carniverous birds used by the army of Vassagonia in the fantasy world of Magnamund. An itikar is like a giant eagle or hawk, and is ridden saddled, like a horse. The birds are ferocious and hard to tame, and make fearsome adversaries in combat.
In Lone Wolf 5: Shadow on the Sand, Lone Wolf escapes from the zakhan's palace by riding on an itikar.
by Andy April 26, 2004
A woman who is appreciated by men for her extensive knowledge of the male anatomy and how to use it in new ways.
Hey man you should have seen what me and my girl did last nite. She was actin so gilland my leg started twitching.
by andy April 21, 2005
In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.
Later misspelled as "wanker".
Later misspelled as "wanker".
by Andy May 28, 2004
by Andy March 21, 2004