Andi's definitions

freak show

1. a friend that is always putting on freaky displays of a great variety
2. a highly entertaining risque individual.

"nice nudie pix freak show"
"you were dancing on the bar last night freak show"

by andi September 9, 2003

yug

a wanna be thug sporting the bling bling that parents trust account bought.

"yo look at that yug sporting the ice momma bought him"

by andi September 9, 2003

egregeous

Very bad/nasty could be used to describe persons or objects.

When you called me a bastard you were being very EGREGEOUS

by Andi July 12, 2004

gripe

To "Gripe" is to extensively complain about something!

"Oi, Lesbian - Stop griping that the bars' full of gay men!"

by Andi June 10, 2006

shmooz

Slang for smoking - could be used as a singular and plural

"I need to buy some shmooz"

or

"Wanna come to the garden for a schmooz"

by Andi July 14, 2004

un-hit on

The act of someone approaching you to hit on you, then deciding not to. Similar in context to an uninvitate, in which the inviter takes back their invitation.

"Hey baby---- ohhhh you look 16... nevermind" (walks away)

by Andi August 15, 2004

Microsoftie

A very small flacid penis.

Guy #1: Dude, why didn't you hit that shit?
Guy #2: I tried, but she didn't enjoy my microsoftie.

by Andi June 10, 2006