Andi's definitions

Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

by Andi March 7, 2005

Shoo shoo retarded flu

What you sat according to The Howard Stern show if the flu calls you up on the phone, so you don't get it, and instead, it dies.

The flu called Beth O but luckily Artie Lange grabbed the phone and said "Shoo shoo retarded flu" and the flu went far away.
That's great, but what was Artie doing with Beth O anyways?
Um...er...uh...well....Preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be damn well grateful for that!

by Andi June 10, 2006

Figment

The little purple dinosaur guy in Epcot Center in Walt Disney World.

I love Figment. He's so cute!

by Andi March 8, 2005

citro

cool, good, groovy

1)thats so citro! 2) its not citro but its ok. 3) im citro and you?

by andi January 19, 2004

call of duty

When you have to shit so badly that you feel the turtle running for the finishline before you can run to the toilet!

Yo beyatch don't mean to cut you short, but I'm having a call of duty and I needs to find the John Pronto!! Ya dizzle?

by Andi June 10, 2006

Microsoftie

A very small flacid penis.

Guy #1: Dude, why didn't you hit that shit?
Guy #2: I tried, but she didn't enjoy my microsoftie.

by Andi June 10, 2006

outtie

Getting the hell outta somewhere

"Yo I am outtie sucka"

by Andi June 10, 2006