Andi's definitions

F.I.W.D.

Friend I Would Do....(pronounced FOOD) A friend that you've NEVER had sexual relations with, but sometimes wonder "what if"....

Hey Andi, I went to Starbucks with Chris MacAvey last night.
For REAL Re? Damn....he's F.I.W.D.
You know it girl! Sweet sweet candy!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

hunta gleetin gloutin globin

Def Leopardese for "Our band was awesome, and still is awesome now even tho our drummer only has one arm"

Hunta Gleetin Gloutin Globin

Yeah---rock on man rock on!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

cock and balls

Ask Adam Sandler. He mastered the phrase.

Oh wassamadda baby? Go play with your cock and balls for mamma. Stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.

by Andi June 10, 2006

MO

Morbidly Obesse

Look at that mo over there.

by andi January 16, 2004

Nutslap

When you want to get your partners attention during something really important, like watching American Idol...so you slap your nuts down on the cofee table. Blam blam blam jigga jigga blam!

Wow...I was watching that hot guy Anthony sing on American Idol...and then was surprisingly sidetracked by a nutslap on the coffee table. Glad Ivy Rose didn't wake up.

by Andi June 10, 2006

Baw nah naw nah

What you sing to someone when you said something you are proud of, before they answer it.

Hey I got a 100 on my math test
Baw nah naw nah

by Andi June 10, 2006

shmooz

Slang for smoking - could be used as a singular and plural

"I need to buy some shmooz"

or

"Wanna come to the garden for a schmooz"

by Andi July 14, 2004