ASSymetrical Information

When a woman can't hide her feelings for a guy. Usually leads to stalking and restraining orders.

She got that info for me, dog. She's a sophmore at UT and likes Lenny Kravitz. I can't miss.

by anon March 03, 2005

nuts on ya chin

To have a dick in your throat!

Say baby, why don't I put my nuts on your chin?

by anon March 03, 2005

diablo

A rubber/hard plastic device which rotates on string supported by 2 handsticks. By moving these handsticks u can execute different manuvers such as whips, cradels, grinds and catches. The most popular place to see one would be at a circus or festivals. It is also possible to get fire-diablos which have wicks on the end which can burn fuel for serveral minutes

"Hey whats that you got there?"
"Its a diablo"
"Wow its so cool, lets see you do a trick"
*Throws diablo up and whips it out of the air*
"NICE!"

by Anon May 10, 2005

brown bar

dive bar; bar where people spend their social security checks on booze

that place was so brown.
i'm want a mellow night out...want to go to a brown bar?

by anon August 12, 2004

nivenbum

a near perfect, yet unattainable booty

http:/www.martywong.com/ez/nivenbum.jpg or j-lo's ass

by anon March 12, 2004

DCTF

Don't copy that floppy!

<luser> I got warez
<bofh> DCTF!

by Anon July 08, 2003

note to self

When you do something stupid, and make a mental note to yourself to not repeat it- although it is usually said aloud for comic purposes.

"Note to self- hamsters should not be used as golfballs"

by Anon May 14, 2005