AnDY's definitions

darth vader's helmet

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.

- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.

by Andy June 23, 2004

Noice

It has came from the word nice, but pronounced nooice

"did u see that tv program, it was Noice!!!"

by Andy August 29, 2004

paedophile

The Greek origin of the word means "lover of children". For this reason it was appropriated by people with sexual urges towards children (although the Greek use is far broader and most often has no sexual connotations - for instance a "Russophile" can someone who likes to visit Russia or who supports Russian foreign policy). It has now become a descriptive or hostile term for such people.

Refers to child molesters and child rapists, as well as people who view sexual images of children and those who would like to do so. Current usage makes it unclear whether it is a sexual orientation or a class of actions.

Strictly speaking, it refers only to those interested in pre-pubescent children. (Attraction to teenagers is hebephilia).

All paedophile activities which involve actual children are forms of child abuse.

by Andy August 1, 2004

shit

1) When combined with "the," used to describe something that is the best, greatest.

2) Without a preceeding the, is use to describe something that is the worst.

1) Man, this weed is the shit! I can barely feel my feet!

2) Man, this weed is shit. It tastes like Oregano.

by Andy November 3, 2002

nubblesaurus

someone so nub they need to be described as a nub dinosaur because they are such a huge fucking nub

nubblesaurus:omg that was so bs u fuking haker
me:stfu you nubblesaurus, you're just jealous of my mad skills, kthxstfu

by Andy July 26, 2004

Magic Milkshake

Something that Jamal is now hooked on because of Grande

Jamal loves the magic milkshake

by Andy May 3, 2004

malapropism

This is when someone abuses the wrong worm so you can't understudy what they're crying to play.

Named after someone called Mrs Malaprop in some classical something or other.

by Andy May 7, 2004