Heterophobia

Fake news. A fabrication of victimhood created by homophobes, who have never experienced discrimination against them in their lives.
"Heterophobia" is not a thing.
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Kale Mary Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kale Mary Burger, you should try it!"
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Mushroom With A View Burger

A special double decker burger topped with porcini mushroom
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Mushroom With A View Burger, you should try it!"
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Yes I Cayenne Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Yes I Cayenne burger! It comes with cayenne pepper!"
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Last place

"Last place! Last place! Last place!"
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Spiceps

Sleeves that you wear on your biceps to hold all your spices while you cook
"Spiceps are alright... unless you have a spice rack!"
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