Chard To A Crisp Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with Swiss chard

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Last place

Something to strive for

"Last place! Last place! Last place!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

PTA

Parent Teacher Association; a great organization!

"Three letters that make the world a better place."
"S-e-x?"
"No, PTA."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 20, 2019

Caper Magic to Yourself Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger with capers!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper Magic to Yourself Burger -- because capers are awesome, while magic is not."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018

When Harry Met Salami Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with salami

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the When Harry Met Salami Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Teddy

A guy who'll eat anything, even a sponge.

Teddy: "Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Bostonguing

Massachusetts men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Bostonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Massachusetts. Literally, a Boston-tonguing!

I took a trip to Massachusetts last week, and this guy gave me the Bostonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018