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San Mantonio 

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An affectionate term for the gay scene in San Antonio, Texas. Gay guys from Austin will often make San Mantonio their home destination on Grindr to help meet potential partners.
Score, dude, I've got a date tonight! Gonna drive down I-35 and spend an evening in San Mantonio, you know what I mean!!
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bitchelorette 

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A bachelorette who's a real bitch to guys
Jeannie led four guys on so they'd buy her drinks and dinner this week, what a bitchelorette.
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Quickie Monster 

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A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie
"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"
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circumnavigate

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To have sex on every continent, hence to cir-cum-navigate.
Finally! My wife and I have always wanted to circumnavigate the Earth. We finally took this cruise to Antarctica, and when they finally let us off we did it! The best part is you can just finish anywhere and no one will notice because everything's all white.
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snowga 

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Literally, yoga done in the snow or while it's snowing.
After I finish shoveling the driveway, let's get some fresh air and practice some snowga!
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Merry Chestmas 

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In sexting, a greeting sent by a woman when she sends chest photos.
"Hey baby! It's too bad you're away on business. Check your email when you're alone. Merry Chestmas!"
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circumference 

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When you're coming and the chick is kneeling and spins in a circle underneath you, such that you create a cir-cum-ference on her body.
After she went down on my last night, I gave her not just a pearl necklace but a full circumference!
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