America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

The Squad

An amazing, kick-ass quartet of Congresswomen: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a.k.a. AOC; Ayanna Pressley; Rashida Tlaib; and Ilhan Omar.

The Squad is on the case, protecting America!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 9, 2019

Edraculate

A role-playing sexual scenario in which the subject orgasms upon being bitten on the neck by a vampire.

Origin: Ejaculate + Dracula

My girlfriend totally loved it last night when I put in some fake fangs and started biting her neck really hard. Made her totally edraculate! Talk about a wicked hickie, she's gonna have to cover that thing up for weeks!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 17, 2016

Nagatha Christie

An old nag; when Linda Belcher was being annoying, Bob called her Nagatha Christie

"Oh yeah? What's that, Nagatha Christie?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Two minutes

A unit of time defined by the difference between the initial iMessage notification chime and its followup.

Oh, is that the same message or did I get a new one? Guess it's been two minutes.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 3, 2019

Torontonguing

Toronto men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Torontonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, withinToronto. Literally, a Toronto-tonguing!

I took a trip to Canada last week, and this guy gave me the Torontonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Drinking problem

It's when you don't have anything to drink

"Drinking problem? The problem is I don't have a friggin' drink in my hand."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

snowga

Literally, yoga done in the snow or while it's snowing.

After I finish shoveling the driveway, let's get some fresh air and practice some snowga!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 26, 2014