Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Father of the Brine 

A three-day salt rub for a turkey

Bob Belcher uses the Father of the Brine for his Thanksgiving turkeys.

Father of the Brine by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Ass race

A race that involves scooching along the ground on your ass, like a dog

"I know what this is... it's an ass race! First one to the kitchen wins!"

Ass race by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Scott Pruitt 

Short-lived EPA administrator. One of the most corrupt, scandal-ridden politicians who ever lived, appointed by Trump to destroy America's air and water. Entirely in the pocket of Big Oil.

Scott Pruitt is a fuckwad.

Scott Pruitt by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Jeff Sessions 

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

Jeff Sessions by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Xi Jinping 

Chinese dictator for life. a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh (seriously, look it up!)

Xi Jinping is a dictatorial dipshit.

Xi Jinping by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Eclipse

Something you should stare at... if you want to go blind. Like the Dumbass in Chief shown here.

Dumbass Trump stared at the eclipse, because he's a fucking dumbass.

Eclipse by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Stewie just said that!

A popular meme originating from Family Guy

Stewie: Y'know, Brian, you may be a dog, but you're a pretty cool cat.
Singers: Stewie just said that!

Stewie just said that! by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018