Person Garden

A cemetery.

Gotta go to the person garden & visit grandma.

by AmadeuS469 March 23, 2021

zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".

You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?

by AmadeuS469 July 10, 2018

whacko tobacco

A high society term for whacky tabaccy. E.g. marijuana.

Thurston Prescott has been kicked out of the Bushwood Yacht Club for smoking the whacko tobacco.

by AmadeuS469 November 29, 2024

dudebrodini

A 'dude bro" who hides his 'dude bro"ness like Houdini until a moment where you have no choice but to regret it.

He seemed cool when we met so I invited him to the game & he went dudebrodini on me by showing up a pink polo with a double popped collar.

by AmadeuS469 June 28, 2018

Facemando

Not wearing a COVID facemask. e.g. Going commando but for your face.

I'm going facemando at the grocery store today. I wonder if I'll get any surprised looks.

by AmadeuS469 April 28, 2021

krunk nuts

A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.

She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.

by AmadeuS469 August 22, 2018

quarantainment

The ridiculous things you do to entertain yourself during a quarantine.

Knitting my family a set of personalized surgical facemasks is my favorite form of quarantainment.

by AmadeuS469 March 21, 2020