krunk nuts

A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.

She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

pukushima

A large, explosive amount of vomit protruding from someone's facial orifice.

He was so drunk he didn't simply puke, it was a legitimate pukushima.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

tree fugger

A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.

My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

horizontal refreshments

Slang for Sex.

Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.

by AmadeuS469 July 02, 2018

clintessential

A quintessential thing that happens with the teflon suaveness of the Clintons.

He was facing numerous high level charges but his top dollar lawyer was clintessential for getting him off on probation.

by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.

by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022

zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".

You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?

by AmadeuS469 July 09, 2018