AmadeuS469's definitions

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.

Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.

by AmadeuS469 October 6, 2022

Padawizard

A wizard apprentice. A portmanteau of padawan & wizard.

Padawizard Mickey in Fantasia was not wise enough to control the broom creatures he created.

by AmadeuS469 November 5, 2023

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.

by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022

pleuba

1. Verb: Go. Move. Leave. Get out. Change locations.
2. Noun, Proper: Moniker bestowed upon the alien race present in the Super Nintendo game "Out of this" world primarily due to its statement during the escape scene.

1. Verb: "Let's pleuba"
2. Noun: "Dude, go back. You forgot your Pleuba."

by AmadeuS469 September 3, 2016

horizontal refreshments

Slang for Sex.

Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.

by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018

Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.

It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.

by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020

daffodillic

Having attributes of a daffodil in where the person is attractive but hunches over.

I think hunchback Jim is kinda cute. He is rather daffodillic

by AmadeuS469 April 29, 2021