Definitions by AmadeuS469

Padawizard 

A wizard apprentice. A portmanteau of padawan & wizard.

Padawizard Mickey in Fantasia was not wise enough to control the broom creatures he created.

Padawizard by AmadeuS469 November 5, 2023

Fuck 'em firsts 

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

Fuck 'em firsts by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023

idiokinkrasy 

Kinks and kinky behaviors that are of your individual preference. Your idiosyncratic kinks.

She has an idiokinkrasy of humming the theme to old western TV shows while she going down on me.

idiokinkrasy by AmadeuS469 August 6, 2023

zoolenial 

People born on the cusp between Millennials & Zoomers.

Our Zoolenial company CTO still has a Gen 2 iPod Nano.

zoolenial by AmadeuS469 June 10, 2023

Count Humpula 

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.

Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.

Count Humpula by AmadeuS469 October 6, 2022

Count Humpula 

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.

Count Humpula by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022

self pleasurevation 

Slang for masturbation or any other activity that one derives pleasure from without the assistance of anyone else.

My groin injury wasn't caused by sexual intercourse it was caused by self pleasurevation.

self pleasurevation by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022