Definitions by AmadeuS469
krunk nuts
She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.
krunk nuts by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018
tree fugger
A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.
My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.
tree fugger by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018
zipper sandwich
You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?
zipper sandwich by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018
practillectual
I know Sheldon has PhD but he's an intellectual, not practillectual so referencing Star Trek in his pickup lines is NOT going to work on women, even at a MENSA convention.
practillectual by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018
pac-man principle
The political principle where whether you go far left or far right, if you go too far in either direction, like Pac-Man, you will end up on the other side which is always a dictatorship.
Hitler was a socialist but moved so far left on government control that, because of the Pac-Man Principle, he came out on the right as a fascist and wound up ultimately as a dictator.
pac-man principle by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018
ejac & evac
Alright babe, I'll come over for a quickie but I gotta get to work so its ejac & evac or it ain't happenin'.
ejac & evac by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018
horizontal refreshments
Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.
horizontal refreshments by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018