self pleasurevation

Slang for masturbation or any other activity that one derives pleasure from without the assistance of anyone else.

My groin injury wasn't caused by sexual intercourse it was caused by self pleasurevation.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.

It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.

by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020

Padawizard

A wizard apprentice. A portmanteau of padawan & wizard.

Padawizard Mickey in Fantasia was not wise enough to control the broom creatures he created.

by AmadeuS469 November 05, 2023

Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023

Peanut Clit

A clitoris that looks like a peanut & is big enough to suck on.

She had a peanut clit & let me tell ya, I was George Washington Carver that night, pal.

by AmadeuS469 March 22, 2021

practillectual

A practical intellectual.

I know Sheldon has PhD but he's an intellectual, not practillectual so referencing Star Trek in his pickup lines is NOT going to work on women, even at a MENSA convention.

by AmadeuS469 July 02, 2018

Facemando

Not wearing a COVID facemask. e.g. Going commando but for your face.

I'm going facemando at the grocery store today. I wonder if I'll get any surprised looks.

by AmadeuS469 April 27, 2021