zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".

You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?

by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018

pleuba

1. Verb: Go. Move. Leave. Get out. Change locations.
2. Noun, Proper: Moniker bestowed upon the alien race present in the Super Nintendo game "Out of this" world primarily due to its statement during the escape scene.

1. Verb: "Let's pleuba"
2. Noun: "Dude, go back. You forgot your Pleuba."

by AmadeuS469 September 3, 2016

Padawizard

A wizard apprentice. A portmanteau of padawan & wizard.

Padawizard Mickey in Fantasia was not wise enough to control the broom creatures he created.

by AmadeuS469 November 5, 2023

Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023

Peanut Clit

A clitoris that looks like a peanut & is big enough to suck on.

She had a peanut clit & let me tell ya, I was George Washington Carver that night, pal.

by AmadeuS469 March 22, 2021

practillectual

A practical intellectual.

I know Sheldon has PhD but he's an intellectual, not practillectual so referencing Star Trek in his pickup lines is NOT going to work on women, even at a MENSA convention.

by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018

ought baby

Generation Z:

Generation X came after the Baby Boomers.
Generation Y were coined the "Millennials" because they came about at the turn of the millennium.
Generation Z started in the ought years. ('01, '02, etc.) Hence, Ought Baby.

The Millennials grew up in a world that was never without the internet whereas an Ought Baby will grow up in a world that was never without smart phones.

by AmadeuS469 June 22, 2018