Definitions by AmadeuS469

Person Garden

A cemetery.

Gotta go to the person garden & visit grandma.

Person Garden by AmadeuS469 March 22, 2021

Blasticuffs 

A fisticuffs between 2 or more persons that ends in a shootout.

I heard on the news that there was just a Blasticuffs down on 3rd & Main.

Blasticuffs by AmadeuS469 March 9, 2021

Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.

It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.

Fuck Fiber by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020

quarantainment 

The ridiculous things you do to entertain yourself during a quarantine.

Knitting my family a set of personalized surgical facemasks is my favorite form of quarantainment.

quarantainment by AmadeuS469 March 21, 2020

multidelusional 

Delusional about multiple things.

The President is multidimensional? More like multidelusional. He's been wrong on almost every aspect of political life.

multidelusional by AmadeuS469 December 7, 2019

sexecuted

The act of execution via sex, generally reserved for people who are concicted of sex crimes and are eligible for the death penalty. Similar to death by sex. a.k.a. Snu Snu or Bango Bango

The serial rapist & murderer was Sexecuted Thursday at 12:14 AM via a train of 100 of his fellow prison inmates.

sexecuted by AmadeuS469 December 5, 2019

Scrabble Blindness 

Synonym for Target Fixation: Where you become so focused on one thing you inadvertently ignore the rest, usually to your detriment.

He had 3 playable words right there in front of his face but he obviously didn't see them because he was so busy trying to use high point value letters that he lost the Scrabble game due to Scrabble Blindness.

Scrabble Blindness by AmadeuS469 October 27, 2019