AmadeuS469's definitions

krunk nuts

A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.

She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

tree fugger

A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.

My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

pukushima

A large, explosive amount of vomit protruding from someone's facial orifice.

He was so drunk he didn't simply puke, it was a legitimate pukushima.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

tequilapiphany

An epiphany derived from a mind altering substance, usually alcohol & more specifically tequila.

I was so wasted I couldn't walk straight but I had a tequilapiphany where I realized that woodchucks can't actuality chuck wood, contrary to popular belief.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

self pleasurevation

Slang for masturbation or any other activity that one derives pleasure from without the assistance of anyone else.

My groin injury wasn't caused by sexual intercourse it was caused by self pleasurevation.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.

by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.

Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.

by AmadeuS469 October 6, 2022