jarjariffic

Akin to Jar Jar Binks, a good/terrific time or thing being ruined by a harmless yet devastating person or happenstance.

The party was going great until my little brother brought out his magic set & the shag party into a jarjariffic sausage fest.

by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018

womanicure

A Brazilian wax.

I'm going tomorrow to get the trifecta: A manicure, pedicure & a womanicure.

by AmadeuS469 April 29, 2021

idiokinkrasy

Kinks and kinky behaviors that are of your individual preference. Your idiosyncratic kinks.

She has an idiokinkrasy of humming the theme to old western TV shows while she going down on me.

by AmadeuS469 August 6, 2023

ejac & evac

When you blow your load and have to get out REAL quick.

Alright babe, I'll come over for a quickie but I gotta get to work so its ejac & evac or it ain't happenin'.

by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018

clintessential

A quintessential thing that happens with the teflon suaveness of the Clintons.

He was facing numerous high level charges but his top dollar lawyer was clintessential for getting him off on probation.

by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.

by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022

horizontal refreshments

Slang for Sex.

Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.

by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018