AmadeuS469's definitions

tequilapiphany

An epiphany derived from a mind altering substance, usually alcohol & more specifically tequila.

I was so wasted I couldn't walk straight but I had a tequilapiphany where I realized that woodchucks can't actuality chuck wood, contrary to popular belief.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

daffodillic

Having attributes of a daffodil in where the person is attractive but hunches over.

I think hunchback Jim is kinda cute. He is rather daffodillic

by AmadeuS469 April 29, 2021

Maddening

Explaining the obvious. Akin to John Madden.

I know the sun sets in the west. Quit Maddening me.

by AmadeuS469 October 5, 2025

ibuprofanity

A verbal ibuprofen of sorts by using cleaner words to replace vulgar or profane words in order to cause the listener less "pain".

Holy shyte? Stop with the ibuprofanity. There's no kids here. Just say "holy shit".

by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018

dudebrodini

A 'dude bro" who hides his 'dude bro"ness like Houdini until a moment where you have no choice but to regret it.

He seemed cool when we met so I invited him to the game & he went dudebrodini on me by showing up a pink polo with a double popped collar.

by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018

practillectual

A practical intellectual.

I know Sheldon has PhD but he's an intellectual, not practillectual so referencing Star Trek in his pickup lines is NOT going to work on women, even at a MENSA convention.

by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018

Facemando

Not wearing a COVID facemask. e.g. Going commando but for your face.

I'm going facemando at the grocery store today. I wonder if I'll get any surprised looks.

by AmadeuS469 April 27, 2021