Definitions by AmadeuS469

jarjariffic 

Akin to Jar Jar Binks, a good/terrific time or thing being ruined by a harmless yet devastating person or happenstance.

The party was going great until my little brother brought out his magic set & the shag party into a jarjariffic sausage fest.

jarjariffic by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018

dudebrodini 

A 'dude bro" who hides his 'dude bro"ness like Houdini until a moment where you have no choice but to regret it.

He seemed cool when we met so I invited him to the game & he went dudebrodini on me by showing up a pink polo with a double popped collar.

dudebrodini by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018

clintessential 

A quintessential thing that happens with the teflon suaveness of the Clintons.

He was facing numerous high level charges but his top dollar lawyer was clintessential for getting him off on probation.

clintessential by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018

ibuprofanity 

A verbal ibuprofen of sorts by using cleaner words to replace vulgar or profane words in order to cause the listener less "pain".

Holy shyte? Stop with the ibuprofanity. There's no kids here. Just say "holy shit".

ibuprofanity by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018

quetzocoital 

When the sex is so good it rivals the acts of the gods. Mainly the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl.

The date with that new girl in accounting wasn't just coital... it was quetzocoital to the point where the UPSTAIRS neighbors were complaining.

quetzocoital by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018

ought baby 

Generation Z:

Generation X came after the Baby Boomers.
Generation Y were coined the "Millennials" because they came about at the turn of the millennium.
Generation Z started in the ought years. ('01, '02, etc.) Hence, Ought Baby.

The Millennials grew up in a world that was never without the internet whereas an Ought Baby will grow up in a world that was never without smart phones.

ought baby by AmadeuS469 June 22, 2018

pleuba

1. Verb: Go. Move. Leave. Get out. Change locations.
2. Noun, Proper: Moniker bestowed upon the alien race present in the Super Nintendo game "Out of this" world primarily due to its statement during the escape scene.

1. Verb: "Let's pleuba"
2. Noun: "Dude, go back. You forgot your Pleuba."

pleuba by AmadeuS469 September 3, 2016