Blasticuffs

A fisticuffs between 2 or more persons that ends in a shootout.
I heard on the news that there was just a Blasticuffs down on 3rd & Main.
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dudebrodini

A 'dude bro" who hides his 'dude bro"ness like Houdini until a moment where you have no choice but to regret it.
He seemed cool when we met so I invited him to the game & he went dudebrodini on me by showing up a pink polo with a double popped collar.
by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018
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Kachoonablast

When you sneeze or cough and unexpectedly, simultaneously flatulate.
Between that baked bean salad and the pollen count I nearly kachoonablasted a hole in my pants.
by AmadeuS469 June 20, 2016
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daffodillic

Having attributes of a daffodil in where the person is attractive but hunches over.
I think hunchback Jim is kinda cute. He is rather daffodillic
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ibuprofanity

A verbal ibuprofen of sorts by using cleaner words to replace vulgar or profane words in order to cause the listener less "pain".
Holy shyte? Stop with the ibuprofanity. There's no kids here. Just say "holy shit".
by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018
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self pleasurevation

Slang for masturbation or any other activity that one derives pleasure from without the assistance of anyone else.
My groin injury wasn't caused by sexual intercourse it was caused by self pleasurevation.
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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.
Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.
by AmadeuS469 October 6, 2022
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