Definitions by AmadeuS469

tequilapiphany

An epiphany derived from a mind altering substance, usually alcohol & more specifically tequila.

I was so wasted I couldn't walk straight but I had a tequilapiphany where I realized that woodchucks can't actuality chuck wood, contrary to popular belief.

tequilapiphany by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

pukushima 

A large, explosive amount of vomit protruding from someone's facial orifice.

He was so drunk he didn't simply puke, it was a legitimate pukushima.

pukushima by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

Impedimentary 

That which causes an impediment to something. An obstacle or block needed to be overcome.

His steroid use caused sterility & was impedimentary to the conceiving of a child.

Impedimentary by AmadeuS469 June 11, 2022

womanicure

A Brazilian wax.

I'm going tomorrow to get the trifecta: A manicure, pedicure & a womanicure.

womanicure by AmadeuS469 April 29, 2021

daffodillic

Having attributes of a daffodil in where the person is attractive but hunches over.

I think hunchback Jim is kinda cute. He is rather daffodillic

daffodillic by AmadeuS469 April 29, 2021

Facemando 

Not wearing a COVID facemask. e.g. Going commando but for your face.

I'm going facemando at the grocery store today. I wonder if I'll get any surprised looks.

Facemando by AmadeuS469 April 27, 2021

Peanut Clit 

A clitoris that looks like a peanut & is big enough to suck on.

She had a peanut clit & let me tell ya, I was George Washington Carver that night, pal.

Peanut Clit by AmadeuS469 March 22, 2021