ibuprofanity

A verbal ibuprofen of sorts by using cleaner words to replace vulgar or profane words in order to cause the listener less "pain".

Holy shyte? Stop with the ibuprofanity. There's no kids here. Just say "holy shit".

by AmadeuS469 June 28, 2018

practillectual

A practical intellectual.

I know Sheldon has PhD but he's an intellectual, not practillectual so referencing Star Trek in his pickup lines is NOT going to work on women, even at a MENSA convention.

by AmadeuS469 July 03, 2018

Peanut Clit

A clitoris that looks like a peanut & is big enough to suck on.

She had a peanut clit & let me tell ya, I was George Washington Carver that night, pal.

by AmadeuS469 March 23, 2021

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.

by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.

Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.

by AmadeuS469 October 07, 2022

pleuba

1. Verb: Go. Move. Leave. Get out. Change locations.
2. Noun, Proper: Moniker bestowed upon the alien race present in the Super Nintendo game "Out of this" world primarily due to its statement during the escape scene.

1. Verb: "Let's pleuba"
2. Noun: "Dude, go back. You forgot your Pleuba."

by AmadeuS469 February 23, 2016

tree fugger

A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.

My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.

by AmadeuS469 August 22, 2018