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Definitions by AmadeuS469

tequilapiphany

An epiphany derived from a mind altering substance, usually alcohol & more specifically tequila.
I was so wasted I couldn't walk straight but I had a tequilapiphany where I realized that woodchucks can't actuality chuck wood, contrary to popular belief.
tequilapiphany by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

pukushima 

A large, explosive amount of vomit protruding from someone's facial orifice.
He was so drunk he didn't simply puke, it was a legitimate pukushima.
pukushima by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

Impedimentary 

That which causes an impediment to something. An obstacle or block needed to be overcome.
His steroid use caused sterility & was impedimentary to the conceiving of a child.
Impedimentary by AmadeuS469 June 11, 2022

womanicure

I'm going tomorrow to get the trifecta: A manicure, pedicure & a womanicure.
womanicure by AmadeuS469 April 29, 2021

daffodillic

Having attributes of a daffodil in where the person is attractive but hunches over.
I think hunchback Jim is kinda cute. He is rather daffodillic
daffodillic by AmadeuS469 April 29, 2021

Facemando 

Not wearing a COVID facemask. e.g. Going commando but for your face.
I'm going facemando at the grocery store today. I wonder if I'll get any surprised looks.
Facemando by AmadeuS469 April 27, 2021

Peanut Clit 

A clitoris that looks like a peanut & is big enough to suck on.
She had a peanut clit & let me tell ya, I was George Washington Carver that night, pal.
Peanut Clit by AmadeuS469 March 22, 2021