Definitions by Alfie the Horndog

Enya 

A singer reknowned for her "natural" sound, even though she can't tour because the only way to duplicate that sound is in a music studio. Even her "beautiful vocals" are enhanced by computer.

Enya fans are such hipocrites... There is absolutely nothing "natural" about Enya.

Enya by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Swing Out Sister 

British band featuring the vocals of Corrine Drewery. Never does the same music genre twice - they like to experiment. Very popular in Japan. Twice the size of average bands which sometimes prevents them from touring. Generally described as Chantese Jazz.

Popular songs:

Now You're Not Here (#1 International Hit)
Breakout
Twilight World

Some Enya fanboy: SOS is ok, but their sound is so synthesized. I like Enya better because she's got such a natural sound.

Swing Out Sister fanboy: You DO know that Enya is 100% synthesized, right? I mean even her vocals are enhanced by computer. She can't even tour because her sound is impossible to create outside of the music studio. On the other hand, SOS has a 10-peice band with all real instruments with one of the best keyboardists in the world.

Swing Out Sister by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Hunt and Peck 

Name of the innovative team that came up with the qwerty keyboard layout to slow down typists to prevent old mechanical typewriters from jamming.

Masters at inventing ways to slow people down, Hunt went on to inventing a catsup that pours more slowly and Peck went on to inventing a method of eating that made it take four times as long to eat your meal.

Nobody will IM with me because I hunt and peck.

Hunt and Peck by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Internet Cop 

Someone who exposes internet abusers, virus developers, hackers and posers. Has a wide variety of tricks at their disposal. Often internet cops are ex-hackers trying to go legit by exposing other hackers, etc.

I have to have three layers of hardware encrypted firewall between my LAN and WAN because of all my technically savy enemies. You see, I used to be internet cop.

Internet Cop by Alfie The Horndog September 4, 2005

black adder 

Rowan Atkinson's awesome British "toilet humor" sitcom, starring Rowan as an anti-hero character known as "Black Adder". There have been no fewer than four runs of Black Adder. In each of the series our hero finds himself in a different situation, where his ambitions are doomed to failure time and again.

Hugh Laurie from "House" portrayed Black Adder's bitch in all of the Black Adder series.

black adder by Alfie The Horndog September 4, 2005

jobs 

In professional wrestling, someone who deliberately loses to another wrestler. A "jobber" is someone who almost always loses to other wrestlers.

It was a sad day for hulkamaniacs everywhere when Hulk Hogan jobbed to Goldberg.

jobs by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005

moondog 

The nickname of an obese professional wrestler in the Pacific Northwest. Famous for spitting high into the air and catching the loogey in his mouth.

Moondog Maretti jobs to just about anybody.

moondog by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005