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moondog

The nickname of an obese professional wrestler in the Pacific Northwest. Famous for spitting high into the air and catching the loogey in his mouth.
Moondog Maretti jobs to just about anybody.
by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005
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Scooby Doo

Cartoon mystery TV show for kids. The "gang" travel around in a colorfully painted van called "The Mystery Machine" solving puzzles.

The gang consist of a talking dog named Scooby Doo, a hippy named Shaggy, a short brainiac named Thelma and two others whose names escape me.

There was also an annoying puppy introduced into the series named "Scrappy Doo", evidentally placed there to try to extend the target audience to toddlers.

As a young boy I figured out early on that nine times out of ten the bad guy was the first person the gang met.

The cartoon were made into two partly non-animated movies. The first one featured the great Rowan Atkinson.
Me: Oh I see you're watching Scooby Doo. I'll bet the bad guy is the first person they met.

My Sister: No way. The first person they met was a cop.

At the end of the show:

Me: See... I told you it was the cop!
by Alfie The Horndog April 12, 2007
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ho

A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.
by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005
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cancer in california

A material that is labeled as causing cancer in the state of California only.
Guy #1: Why does this epoxy say that it contains a chemical known to cause cancer in California?

Guy #2: Because only Californians would try to smoke it!
by Alfie The Horndog June 18, 2008
mugGet the cancer in californiamug.

Titty Twister

The name of a vampire truck stop in all of the Dusk To Dawn movies.
Girlfriend: "What's the name of the actor who plays that ugly Indian bartender of the Titty Twister".

Me: (Entralled by the topless dancers) Huh?
by Alfie The Horndog September 17, 2005
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Enya

A singer reknowned for her "natural" sound, even though she can't tour because the only way to duplicate that sound is in a music studio. Even her "beautiful vocals" are enhanced by computer.
Enya fans are such hipocrites... There is absolutely nothing "natural" about Enya.
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
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Emily Post

The woman who literally wrote the book on etiquette. Also used as an antonym for anyone who has bad manners or doesn't care about manners.
You don't seem like the Emily Post type, so I'll go ahead and tell you the dirty joke.
by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006
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