Alfie the Horndog's definitions

combat coolant

Piss, when it is used by soldiers to cool off overheated weapons.

Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian vietnamese.

by Alfie The Horndog December 7, 2007

partial abortion

A type of abortion where the living baby is taken partly out of the womb before it is legally killed by the deliverer. Basically partial abortions allow insane women to change their mind even at the last second before it officially becomes murder.

I didn't vote for John Kerry because he supports partial abortions.

by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005

garage

French word for car hold.

Ze terrorists.. zay give me ze humm vee taken from ze american troops, but zhes so beeg zhe does not fit in ze garage.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

neil diamond

A singer who was tampled to death at a recent Paul Simon concert. Later, Weird Al wrote a parody of the tragedy.

I've got neil diamond on the soles of my shoes.

by Alfie The Horndog April 22, 2008

Michael Moore

A filmmaker who is the absoute master at making gullible people think the way he does.

Brainless Chump: Did you see that movie about George Bush by Michael Moore? Did you know that George Bush was personally responsible for 911. You better vote Democrat.

Me: Uh, you know those same terrorists tried to blow up the World Trade Center during the Clinton administration right? And that Clinton did absolutely nothing about it?

by Alfie The Horndog October 17, 2005

wii

A mythical video game console where if you can buy it for $250, you can sell it for $400.

The Walmart was only 5 minutes away. When I called, they told me they had one Wii in stock, but couldn't hold it for me. I rushed over, but by the time I got there they had already sold it.

by Alfie the Horndog February 8, 2008

hero

Defined in the movie Serenity:

A hero is someone who gets a lot of OTHER people killed.

Billy, don't be a hero.

by Alfie The Horndog December 27, 2005