Hunt and Peck

Name of the innovative team that came up with the qwerty keyboard layout to slow down typists to prevent old mechanical typewriters from jamming.

Masters at inventing ways to slow people down, Hunt went on to inventing a catsup that pours more slowly and Peck went on to inventing a method of eating that made it take four times as long to eat your meal.
Nobody will IM with me because I hunt and peck.
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
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Boot Camp

A reality show similar to Survivor that was cancelled when people found out that it was rigged.
They don't even show re-runs of Boot Camp.
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chantese jazz

A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.
Female nightclub singers are often classified as chantese jazz artists.
by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005
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Jesus Christ

The name Bill Cosby thought was his growing up. He thought his brothers name was "God Dammit".

According to Cosby's classic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother.

Something like: "Jesus Christ, it's raining, get in here. God Dammit, you get in here too.".

But then one day he was playing in the yard alone and his father called him: "God Dammit, quit making such a racket!" Bill just stood there looking around for his brother. "God Dammit didn't you hear me?" yelled his father to which Bill replied, "But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Jesus Christ, the Simpsons are killing us in the ratings! God Dammit we're being forced into cancellation because of a stupid cartoon!
by Alfie The Horndog September 17, 2005
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wooley rocket

A pyrotechnically modified water rocket.

To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil.

Pump up the rocket with water and get it ready to launch. Then light the steel wool with a nine-volt battery and send it on it's way.

The rocket looks like a big fire-ball arching across the sky. Have a fire extinguisher ready though when it lands as it will definitely set whatever it lands on fire!
On the fourth of July I set off my wooley rocket and burned down my neighbors house.
by Alfie The Horndog July 4, 2006
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Sylvester Stallone

Ex Porn Star, turned actor, turned has-been actor.

Seriously... he and Barbara Streisand were in a porn flick together called the "Italian Stallion". But you probably won't find this movie around anymore, as Sly and Barb spent alot of moolah getting every copy destroyed once they became famous.

My favorite part of the movie was when he slapped her in the side of the head for scraping her teeth on his yogurt slinger while she was giving him a bj.
Before Rocky, Sylvester Stallone was a porn star.
by Alfie The Horndog September 19, 2007
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moon dragon

A slang term for a bald chick. Originated from a Marvel comic book heroine by the same name.
That girl is 40DD-22-36. Who gives a shit if she's a moon dragon?
by Alfie The Horndog August 10, 2005
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