Definitions by Alfie The Horndog
wolfsbane
A flowering plant found in damp areas of the foothills of mountainous regions in Europe and Asia. It is a member of the buttercup family.
The roots of this plant are a powerful neurotoxin. A piece of the root half the size of a grain of rice can kill an adult human within five seconds. The military has adapted this neurotoxin in gaseous form for chemical warfare.
In Roman times it was used by the lady Lydia to poison anyone who posed a threat to her son Tiberius becoming Emperor. She even used it to kill her own husband.
Diluted, the roots can be used topically as a local anesthetic and numbing agent. It is an active ingredient in many over the counter nerve pain homeopathic remedies.
The roots of this plant are a powerful neurotoxin. A piece of the root half the size of a grain of rice can kill an adult human within five seconds. The military has adapted this neurotoxin in gaseous form for chemical warfare.
In Roman times it was used by the lady Lydia to poison anyone who posed a threat to her son Tiberius becoming Emperor. She even used it to kill her own husband.
Diluted, the roots can be used topically as a local anesthetic and numbing agent. It is an active ingredient in many over the counter nerve pain homeopathic remedies.
wolfsbane by Alfie The Horndog September 11, 2010
carpod
An iPod you keep in your car, most likely attached to an iPod enabled car stereo.
It is only removed from the car in order to add or edit music, videos and the like.
It is only removed from the car in order to add or edit music, videos and the like.
I hooked up my old iPod Video to my Dual car stereo deck 6 months ago and haven't had to remove it yet. It's now officially my carpod.
carpod by Alfie The Horndog April 5, 2009
bombard with high level microwaves
Rusty the clown stood on a chair and proceeded to bombard with high level microwaves everyone who passed by. Unfortunately he did not realize that the chair seat was contaminated with uranium 235 and he died of radiation poisoning two days later.
bombard with high level microwaves by Alfie The Horndog October 18, 2008
Asgard
Historical protectors of the Nodic realm. The Asgards are the primary reason the Nordic people didn't turn out as gay as people from Greece.
The reason that Erik The Red wasn't as gay as Alexander The Great was because of the ass-guard worn by many Nordic warriors.
Asgard by Alfie The Horndog July 24, 2008
cancer in california
Guy #1: Why does this epoxy say that it contains a chemical known to cause cancer in California?
Guy #2: Because only Californians would try to smoke it!
Guy #2: Because only Californians would try to smoke it!
cancer in california by Alfie The Horndog June 18, 2008
Charlie Wilson
Real-life American congressman from the movie "Charlie Wilson's War".
Shadily acquired over a billion dollars of American capital in order to help Osama Bin Laden build his terrorist organization.
Shadily acquired over a billion dollars of American capital in order to help Osama Bin Laden build his terrorist organization.
Charlie Wilson by Alfie The Horndog May 8, 2008
oxygen
Gas which animals need to survive and is produced by plant life.
Tree-hugging hippies would like you to believe that 90% of the oxygen in the world is produced by trees and if we lost all the trees, we're dead.
But the truth is trees only supply about 6% of the oxygen... the vast majority comes from algae in the ocean.
Tree-hugging hippies would like you to believe that 90% of the oxygen in the world is produced by trees and if we lost all the trees, we're dead.
But the truth is trees only supply about 6% of the oxygen... the vast majority comes from algae in the ocean.
Love is like oxygen. You get too much it gets you high. Not enough and you're gonna die. Love'll get you high.
-Sweet
-Sweet
oxygen by Alfie The Horndog April 23, 2008