Definitions by AlexAlexUKK

NHS 

UK National Health Service, a way for the government to bury problems with poor healthcare provision and poor worker morale under the guise of providing universal ‘nationalized’ healthcare which is actually making more money for private companies than for society

Pretty much anywhere is better to work than the NHS

NHS by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020

PayPal

A term meaning the worst customer service, the slowest response times and the least initiative of any business at any time ever in the history of the universe.

The service there was crap but at least it wasn’t any PayPal!

PayPal by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020

Eyesy

When someone likes checking out other people but stares a bit too much and too obviously pervy, they’re ‘eyesy’ - the visual equivalent of handsy

Ali was being far too eyesy with the girls last night

Eyesy by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Trumpboob 

When Donald trump makes a boob or stupid mistake it’s a trumpboob

Let’s all fuck Mexico, the latest trumpboob

Trumpboob by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Andersonia 

An old fashioned name for Scotland

Andersonia is the most beautiful country in the world

Andersonia by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Cake 

How posh British people say coke

Can I have a line of cake please?

Cake by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Hemiantisexual 

What you are if you aren’t into all the fashionable types of sexuality

Hey man I’m pansexual what’s your sexual orientation?

Um whatever, im hemiantisexual

Hemiantisexual by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018