Alex Quantashassle's definitions

all mod cons

Noun. All the fixtures and fittings necessary and expected - an abb. of all modern conveniences. {British Informal}

"Hey Brent, I just bought a new 'mobile on the weekend."
"Oh really, Julie? Does it have the all mod cons?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

any road

Adv. Synonym of 'anyway'. Also spelt anyroad. Northern British use

"Anyroad, did you see the old codger with the speckled bangers? Blimey!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

born

To be sexually aroused. Horny shortens down to horn, then changes to born. Hence sexually aroused: born.

"I getting really born just thinking about tonight!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

almond rocks

Noun. Socks. Cockney rhyming slang, often shortened to almonds.

"Wearing black almonds underneath those babies, guvna?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

select

Adjective. To be classy; of quality. Applies to people and objects alike. Widely used.

"Man, that girl is select!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

refunded

A way to describe a prostitute who just wasn't quite up to scratch.

"Yea hombre, look at her!"
"Forget it emano, she's refunded."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005