Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

out of the blue and into the black 

When you leave a bad situation, only to stumble into one much worse. Derived from Neil Young's song 'Hey Hey, My My'.

"I never should have left school, things just went out of the blue and into the black."

out of the blue and into the black by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2006

i see your point!

A contradictory statement, usually used in a jokingly manner when you've got no idea what the hell the person you're talking to's going on about.

"Well, like I was saying, all that public masturbation led to the salmon bar with polar bears and all kinds of crazy shite!"

"I see your point!"

i see your point! by Alex Quantashassle September 5, 2005

flatubation 

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

flatubation by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

morrison

Australian term used to refer to an elderly suburban man, in his late 40s, to mid 50s, possibly retired, who is usually rather quiet, grey around the edges and a good friend to have.

Also, a less used expression meaning "You will burn in hell you are the devil I will eat your children go home sunshine!"

"Let's invite that Morrison bloke to the barbie, Roz."

"MORRISON!!!"

morrison by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

spacebar 

Possibly the sexiest key on the standard keyboard. It feels good to press down, and you just want to do again and again and again and.... if you're a hardcore user, you might want to consider wearing a condom.

*presses the spacebar*

"Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, what a feeling!!!! Toyot-"
"Quiet, you!"

spacebar by Alex Quantashassle September 2, 2005

ABN

Abnormally Bulbous Nipples. A genetic syndrome that can often affect people who are under alot of stress as well. One telltale sign of this obscure occurance is when nipple-lumps can still be seen, despite the wearing of a bra.

ABN makes little more than curious embarassment for most people, but it's a gift from the gods for fashion models.

ABN by Alex Quantashassle September 2, 2005

bacon sarnie 

Noun. Pakistani. British Rhyming slang.

"That bloke who lives up the road is a bacon sarnie, iznee."

"Does it matter?"

bacon sarnie by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005