bag (of sand)

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.

"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle August 02, 2005

any road

Adv. Synonym of 'anyway'. Also spelt anyroad. Northern British use

"Anyroad, did you see the old codger with the speckled bangers? Blimey!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

gusty

A polite way of verbally acknowledging someone's bowel movements.

"Phew! You're a little bit gusty today!"
"Must be the kebabs I had for breakfast."

by Alex Quantashassle June 02, 2005

dimensions

To say that someone has dimensions is another way to say that someone is an arsehole. Stemmed from the colloquial phrase noting that someone's 'interesting'...

"What do you think of my new Jamaican girlfriend mum?"
"She has dimensions... *bitch!*"

by Alex Quantashassle June 10, 2005

sensis

Childish, almost Popeye} way of predicting the future (see example below).

"I sensis sumfin bad's going to happen to you in the next 10 seconds!"
"Hey man, that's a load of c-"
(skoogs him)
"Ay! Don't mess my do!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005

Cold Empathy

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.

"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

bleezemonkey

Another name for a couch potato.

"I watched the 2000 olympics from beginning to end, sitting in the same couch."
"You're such a bleezemonkey!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 29, 2005