Alex Quantashassle's definitions

sherlock holmes

To pull a sherlock holmes, to lay back in a chair and start smoking/ taking drugs.

"Leo came right home from school and pulled a sherlock holmes! I mean, cummon!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 13, 2005

Barstardhole

A merging of the two terms 'barstard' and 'arsehole'. If someone calls you a barstardhole, then you got em so angry that they're stammering.

"You liar, you-you-you... barstardhole!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

each

When someone bleaches their hair properly, it's bright whitish-yellow all the way through. However, fashion, in all it's glory (sarcastic), has made it stylish to have poorly, half-bleached hair of the colour urine-yellow with black roots. This form of quasi-bleach is known as 'each'/'eaching' your hair.

It's trashy, greasy and smelly. Leave your hair alone.

by Alex Quantashassle June 30, 2005

recommended

To be recommended, is to be paticularly favoured sexually in a circle of the opposite (or sometimes, same) sex.

"Hey Dave! You lucky devil, you!"
"Wha?"
"Heh heh, words goin' 'round that you're getting pretty highly recommended!"
"Oh wow!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

arse load

Noun. In large quantities, a lot of, a great amount. British.

"She's given me arse loads of paperwork to complete before lunch."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

fucksticity

N. How fucked up you are. Invented up by the stupidity of Bliss+ on LeosLyrics.com, now widespread across the world (or so we like to think).

"This cataclysm is all due to the utter fucksticity of that barstard, Craig!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

booger

How people from Yorkshire say 'bugger'.

"What about the johnny lad in the back?"

"Uhh.. *ahem.. he's autistic."
"Ohh, poor booger.... are you alright love?"
"Mmm."
"Aye"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005