Definitions by Alex

IceMan713

White kid with Fro, spams on genmay.com a lot.

Man, he sure did post a lot today; almost as much as IceMan713.

IceMan713 by Alex March 27, 2003

stuybox 

a website, that when visited, drops your IQ by 5 points

georger w/ bush has stuybox set as his homepage

stuybox by Alex March 27, 2003

Tarkus 

1971 Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album

Tarkus by Alex March 26, 2003

actor 

A person who makes tons of money by pretending not to be himself, whether on film, television, radio, theatre, etc. etc. In this time of necessary war (at least on timestamp at bottom of definition), most of this type will unknowingly end their careers by bitching about President Bush's clever observations on Saddam Hussein and how he should be stopped.

actor by Alex March 23, 2003

Trekker 

what the Trekkie nerds would rather have you call them

Normal person: Hey there, Trekkie nerd!
Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.

Trekker by Alex March 20, 2003

dock the dick 

to castrate (in another way of course)

"Understand Rael, that's the end of your tail."
"Don't delay, dock the dick!" I watch his countdown timer tick.
-Genesis, The Colony Of Slippermen

dock the dick by Alex March 18, 2003

Preen 

also applies to any teenager who tries to act like one, but whose parts haven't started working yet

Look at that preen flirting it up with those girls! They must be a foot taller than him!

Preen by Alex March 18, 2003