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Chi-Mo

What you call a person who is a child molestor, or just a really creepy person.
"I have to work with this total chi-mo! He's such a creep!"
by Alex May 13, 2005
mugGet the Chi-Momug.

jelly bracelets

here's what they mean where im from

yellow-hugging
purple-anal sex
silver-masturbate
red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl
blue- BJ
black-screwing
white-flashing your tits
pink-flashing
glittery yellow-hug and kissing
clear-whatever snapper wants
green-outdoor sex/hugs
orange-kiss
glow in the dark-using sex toys
gold glittery-makeout

they all have a meaning, but i dont care for them. i let my friend snap one off me and we just laughed about it. its not like your going to hell for not fucking eachothers brains out
look around bitch, there is broken black bracelets everywhere! well did somebody screw where you're standing? if u had to follow what happend i wouldve lost my virginity and screw 2 ppl today!
by Alex April 15, 2004
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

Badnarik

Sometimes Michael Badnarik; a person (always male) who approaches people at parties to discuss Ayn Rand and talk about how he will be very rich in the near future.

Badnariks tend to form in adolescence, and generally grow into Republicans in adulthood. If you see a Barnarik above the age of 19, DO NOT APPROACH. He will, if cornered, spout over-simplifications and pithy-but-meaningless rhetoric.

Badnariks tend to be members of the comfortable middle-class created by post-WWII expansion of government and progressive tax policy.
"Dude, Pete's all right, but his roommate's totally a Barnarik -- when he found out I've never read 'The Fountainhead', I had to get the hell out of there.
by Alex February 12, 2005
mugGet the Badnarikmug.

Gabi

A fit girl, who happens to be my girlfriend and supposedly has me caught up or pussywhipped. I don't care tho
Ali - Yo Alex you wanna go out tonight?
Alex - no sorry man i'm baking cakes with gabi.
Ali - Alex man your soooo pussywhipped
by Alex March 8, 2005
mugGet the Gabimug.

Misho

When you go totally crazy and start swinging your arms around like a crazy nut.
Did you see him pulling a misho today and beating on Janakass
by Alex March 15, 2005
mugGet the Mishomug.

sunnydelight

Nice drink that turns kids yellow.
Amy was yellow after drinking her 9th glass of Sunny Delight.
by Alex February 13, 2004
mugGet the sunnydelightmug.

relaz

To take things easy, comes from combining relax and e-z
Relaz
by Alex November 4, 2003
mugGet the relazmug.

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