Alex's definitions

crackwhore

Rachael Anne-Maria Fine-Cirves-Straley-Stone

Rachael is the crackwhore of Senior Company

by Alex November 27, 2003

yaya

A big girl, typically Asian. Approximates the weight, beauty, and grace of a narwal.

There's this yaya in my AP Java class. I can barely fit in the room after she fills it up.

by Alex February 16, 2004

elfup

Tis a funny word a kind little elf in green overalls repeats. Tis his way of communicating. You can say it when breaking the silence, or you don't know what to respond.

(silence in the room...*cricket*cricket*) "Elfup!"

by alex June 6, 2003

hoople

An imaginary part of someone's body, involved in a threat.

Shut up, or I'll mott your hoople!

by Alex April 22, 2004

nont

Gay; Homosexual; One who is attracted to the same sex.

Im a nont; Kelly is a nont; Bill hates nonts

by Alex February 10, 2005

EB

Tries so hard and fails so often.

Shit nigga that was an EB.

by Alex April 20, 2004

slack-jawed faggot

refering to one who has lost control of the joint efforts of both mouth and jaw muscles, due to arthritis commonly associated with a long history of performing fellatio

Wow, Bruce is such a slack-jawed faggot, that he could barely keep his lover's load refrained to his mouth and chin.

by alex December 29, 2004