Alex's definitions

ashtray girl

The word for your female sexual partner who you get sexual excitement from when you use her to extinguish cigarettes.

Ouch.

"I hold an image of the ashtray girl by the cigarette burns on my chest" - Placebo - This Picture

by aLeX July 16, 2008

Minimoose

(1) Noun. Invader Zim's little-known sidekick. Communicates through squeaks, and is able to persuade large masses of people with a single squeak.

(2) Noun. Any extremely tiny members of the moose family who communicate through squeeks. Standardly purple in color.

(1) Minimoose! Get me the secret plans to destroy the Dib human!

(2) So I looked in my shoebox, and found a Minimoose gnawing on my shoe. Yeah. I kicked him good.

by Alex April 18, 2003

Tit

a seductive part of the female body that men are aroused by. they are very succulant and fun to play with.

damn bro, shes got mad nice tits

by Alex November 9, 2003

keef

A drug-abusing guitarist who looked in his 60s when he was in his 30s.

Five-stringed Telecaster, are you trying to rip off Keef or something?

by Alex September 17, 2003

nomsane

ebonic contraction of the term "know what I'm saying" A request for validation of some statement.

"This cheesesteak is totally whack, nomsane?"

by alex January 9, 2005

geejajuba

the chant of small children in search for orange juice day

gee ja ju ba geejajubageejajuba

by Alex January 2, 2004

freebird

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd, about 9:10 in length (longer live), which features one hell of a solo. See kickass

Wow, freebird hicks ass

by alex January 19, 2005