175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle

back passage

Noun. The rectum. {Informal}

"Grief, Bob! Last night me an' the boys got so drunk I woke up with a toy car stuck up the back passage!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 1, 2005

bleezemonkey

Another name for a couch potato.

"I watched the 2000 olympics from beginning to end, sitting in the same couch."
"You're such a bleezemonkey!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 29, 2005

guarantee

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.

Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005

bacon sarnie

Noun. Pakistani. British Rhyming slang.

"That bloke who lives up the road is a bacon sarnie, iznee."

"Does it matter?"

by Alex Quantashassle August 2, 2005

chaeese

Classy way of saying cheese, with an Indonesian accent.

"Look, chaeese!"
"Chaeese!!!!???? That's even worse!!??"

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

small girl

A girl you know who lives in the suburbs and sticks in the suburbs, too afraid to venture out. She lives in the small.

"Hey small girl!"
"Hey Dave."

by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005

recommended

To be recommended, is to be paticularly favoured sexually in a circle of the opposite (or sometimes, same) sex.

"Hey Dave! You lucky devil, you!"
"Wha?"
"Heh heh, words goin' 'round that you're getting pretty highly recommended!"
"Oh wow!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005