n. 1. Italians of families long known to reside in Milan, Italy. Characterized by their fair skin and brownish hair.
2. A resident of Milan, Italy. Characterized by their slumped shoulders, dead eyes, frantic pace, and stubborn insistence that Milan is a great place to live.
2. A resident of Milan, Italy. Characterized by their slumped shoulders, dead eyes, frantic pace, and stubborn insistence that Milan is a great place to live.
"I was waiting at Loreto for the Metro when a Milanese bastard damn near shoved me onto the tracks in his hurry to get by. Luckily, a pile of dogshit and broken syringes broke my fall. Why is this place considered a fashion capitol again?"
by Alecx Hunter August 10, 2005

"Yeah, so I was winning by, like, 200 points, and THEN he puts down 'Qanat' on a triple word score tile, and I call bullshit, but it turns out it's a real word!"
by Alecx Hunter August 03, 2005

by Alecx Hunter July 12, 2005

adj. A synonym for "cool" first used by Rose McGowan in "Doom Generation", a movie that was so bad that I actually thought it had changed my life forever. Used by people much cooler than you or me.
Abyssx105: My mom doesn't want me to shoot smack into my eye with dirty needles, but fuck her. I'm doing it anyway. Nobody understands me!
JTHMfan442: Razor.
JTHMfan442: Razor.
by Alecx Hunter August 10, 2005

"Have you seen Allan?"
"No, why?"
"Guy took a shit on my lawn, sold my car, and pissed on my mom. I'm gonna kill him."
"What a scumfucker!"
"No, why?"
"Guy took a shit on my lawn, sold my car, and pissed on my mom. I'm gonna kill him."
"What a scumfucker!"
by Alecx Hunter September 03, 2005

"Oh, CHRIST. The bitch can't even spell the name of her trailer park, and she's going to pump out another goddamn cabbage?"
by Alecx Hunter September 04, 2005

When Jon found out that his mother had done biker gangbang flicks in the '60s, he totally jibbed out. It was AWESOME.
by Alecx Hunter August 03, 2005
