AleX's definitions

Tork

awesome but bad at the same time

damn that car explosion was tork

by ALEX August 25, 2003

noobtacular

Combonation of noob and killtacular.

1)When you kill a noob overall in a game because he sucks so much you can go NOOBTACULAR once the game is over.
2) When your in a game and your team really sucks you can yell that they're making this game a noobtacular
3) When you kill a big group of enemy players 3-4 because they were all acting stupid in a noobish manner.

1) Ha I got a noobtacular on you this man, you suck so much.
2) Jesus they double our score, you guys made this a game a noobtacular.
3) Ha I pwned you noobs, can you say NOOBTACULAR BITCHES!

by alex April 21, 2005

nu-metal

Shit-assed "music"

1. Korn, slipknot, couple examples of cumwadded music

2.
Nu-metal-wanna-be-poser-dick: I IS A GOTH KORN IS BLACK METAL IM EVIL I WORSHIP SATAN!
Some dude: Shut the fuck up mother fucker or ill wrap you around my cock and fuck an elephant

by Alex March 22, 2004

butterbutt

a woman who is very attractive, except she has a large or unattractive butt.

Oh man, that chick is so hot. Oh wait, nevermind, she's a butterbutt.

Man, she looks hot... but her BUTT.

by Alex September 28, 2004

bundle fucked

A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.

When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake

by Alex September 1, 2008

Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp

I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now

by Alex November 28, 2003

Jiff

To give a hand job to

She gave him a jiff every morning before work

by Alex August 21, 2003