cheesy gordita

n. When a female puts her vagina on an unsuspecting (usually sleeping/passed out drunk) victim's face. It is the female counterpart of the teabag.

Dustin was passed out on the couch after a long night of drinking so Amanda thought it would be funny to give him a cheesy gordita.

by Alex January 29, 2006

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nu-metal

Shit-assed "music"

1. Korn, slipknot, couple examples of cumwadded music

2.
Nu-metal-wanna-be-poser-dick: I IS A GOTH KORN IS BLACK METAL IM EVIL I WORSHIP SATAN!
Some dude: Shut the fuck up mother fucker or ill wrap you around my cock and fuck an elephant

by Alex March 22, 2004

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kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

by Alex April 02, 2003

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Iraqi Information Minister

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is

Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!

by Alex April 09, 2003

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