AleX's definitions

s0rdid

A guy who is low and likes chips. He eats cake and marmellows with his chips. He plays HI.

Salad fingers - almost identical in intellect and fortune figures.

by Alex November 5, 2004

rizzled

Orgins of this slang word prolifterated throughout the KCMO area after a man named Moose Dizzle migrated from Denver, Colorado. According to Moose Dizzle the term rizzled is to be defined as, being extremely stoned before class or drunker than fuck during the week

"I'm rizzled, let's go to economics."
"I'm rizzled, I hope I don't miss my test tommorrow."

by alex December 12, 2003

Ganjelf

Ganjelf is a old, ecentric, high off his face, pot smoking, ameture wizard.

after failing in his acting career ganjelf deals pot and carrys out strange and bizzare experments about his woodland home at a disclosed location.

WIIIIIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! fa zub zub zub fuzuzbab

by alex May 11, 2004

cum

The white creamy liquid substance that emerges from a mans genital areas.. in other words.. DICK!!! This is a very salty.. yet.. sugery tasting thing.

There was much cum all over her friends sink when she spit it all over.

by Alex January 31, 2007

Boffin

(Computer geek)
Science boffin

Origin: Boffin was a common colloquial term used in Britain during WW2 for the technical experts, the backroom boys, who were helping to win the war

An affectionate term, but with some practical fighting man’s scorn for the academic brain worker

Those boffins are always studying for their exams

Lindsay is such a boffin

by Alex October 21, 2003

sli

Scalable Link Interface....lets a person use 2 graphics cards to boost perphormance

i have a A8N-SLI delux with 2 6800 gt's

by alex February 6, 2005

Trump Tower

The act of giving some one that magic dick in bed.

I talked a big game and I had to Make Sex Great Again. So I gave Ashley my Trump Tower.

by Alex November 30, 2016