Definitions by Alaric C.

SGW

SGW is the abbreviation for the term 'Serious Genital Warts.' This term is often confused with SJW (Social Justice Warrior) due to its similarities in appearance, and having the same place in society.

"All SJWs have SGW problems."

"I did not have a sexual encounter with my date due to SGWs."

SGW by Alaric C. June 17, 2016

Super Saiyan 

The phrase a Nerd screams just before he's about to rape a girl he has been stalking for the past three months.

"I'm finally going to go Super Saiyan on Alaina's ass tonight!"

Super Saiyan by Alaric C. April 16, 2015

Christmas List 

A list of all the celebrities you would love to fuck, but, like a Christmas list, you don't usually get what you want.

Jie: Hey Tj, who is on your Christmas List?
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!

Christmas List by Alaric C. February 10, 2015

Soul Cat 

The expression of one's true passion or love for something or someone.

Joe: "Clyde, what do you love most in this world?"

Clyde: "I would have to say that art is my soul cat."

Or

Tj: "Drake, do you really love Mikayla?"

Drake: "Yeah dude, she is definitely my soul cat!"

Soul Cat by Alaric C. October 28, 2014

Bill Cosbying

Wearing sweaters or sweater vests consecutively for at least four days much like Bill Cosby did in the 1980's sitcom. Often during holiday seasons accompanied with pie.

Drake: "Why is Tj wearing so many sweaters?"

Clyde: "Oh, he's just Bill Cosbying."

Bill Cosbying by Alaric C. October 28, 2014

Bandager 

A band's manager.

Clyde: "Who is your band's manager?"

Brandon: "Correction, bandager."

Bandager by Alaric C. October 28, 2014