Al's definitions

bricking it

When someone is shit scared or in a scary situation, they are going to crap in they're pants.

He was bricking it, before I even took a swing at him.

I was bricking it the first time I went on a plane.

by AL January 22, 2004

off the heezy

1. Cool, hip, trendy. Corruption of "Of the hook", which meant that something was cool because you'd have to immediately take your phone "of the hook" to tell all your friends about it. Basically, this original thread of meaning has been completely lost with the introduction of the "eezy" (common to a lot of slang at the moment).

"I'd say my plan is more 'off the heezy' now than at any other time." - Draken

by Al October 12, 2003

bah

an expression of apathy stemming from frustration

"yo, you wanna go over stuff for the politics test next period"
"bah"

by al December 11, 2004

phoney homie

someone who is a homosexual, purely for the reason of blending in with the crowd

lady: Carl isn't gay, he's just a phoney homie.
man:dammit!

by al November 13, 2004

math class

1. A place where a logical, meaningful, and beautiful natural philosophy is most likely completely mangled by one who couldn't really understand it and therefore got a job teaching. This person, in my personal experience, probably also lacks a sense of humor, common sense, and, quite possibly, a soul.

1. I spent a lot of time in a lot of math classes trying to catch up on sleep.

by Al October 12, 2003

pizzle

A penis. This word dates back to medaeval times. Bull's pizzles were sold as a delicacy, or dried and used as walking-sticks, or tanned like leather and used as whips. also a pretty decent punk/skater band currently signed to Magnatune.com.

bull's pizzle is back on the menu, sir.

by Al January 29, 2005

ground pounder

A fat person, often excessively overweight.

She's a proper ground pounder, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by AL January 22, 2004