Al's definitions

to the tune of

1. Set to the musical composition of.

2. Used to mean "approximately", or "in the general range of", but usually only when talking about large sums of money.

1. When I heard Weird Al Yankovich's lyrics to the tune of "Beat It", I decided that maybe MTV really was a worthless tool of Satan.

2. Right: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $5,000 for a new one.

Wrong: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $0.05 for a new one.

Notice that the order of magnitude of the cash amount affects the usage of the phrase.

by Al December 2, 2003

clutch

Clutch is something really sweet.

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag

by al July 18, 2004

salty dog

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY DoG!!

by Al April 4, 2003

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

by al May 21, 2004

mwah

The sound of a quick kiss when voice is also used.Also the sound of lips smacking in a kissing motion... MWAH.. especially expressive over distances of 10+ metres...one of the nicest sounds, very flirty!

blowing a kiss to a friend over distance..

by Al January 20, 2004

Ass clown

craigers

craigers is an ass clown and cant think of any better insult than ass clown for other people

by al October 2, 2003

Cretin

An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless

That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.

by Al November 8, 2003