to the tune of

1. Set to the musical composition of.

2. Used to mean "approximately", or "in the general range of", but usually only when talking about large sums of money.

1. When I heard Weird Al Yankovich's lyrics to the tune of "Beat It", I decided that maybe MTV really was a worthless tool of Satan.

2. Right: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $5,000 for a new one.

Wrong: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $0.05 for a new one.

Notice that the order of magnitude of the cash amount affects the usage of the phrase.

by Al December 02, 2003

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.

by Al February 13, 2005

bersani

a cheapskate; or one who thinks they are better everyone else

Give me my money back, you bersani!

by Al December 26, 2003

Cooch-pirate

Someone who is continually after the cooch.

Danny is a cooch-pirate.

by Al September 23, 2003

Sweetageness

Expression used when you think something is sweet.

John:" I got a new car." Steve:" Sweetageness."

by al January 13, 2005

coventry screwdriver

A large hammer. So called after bad working practices that evolved during the blacker days of the British Leyland company.

Ah, the Coventry Screwdriver. One size fits all. *bang!*

by Al December 28, 2004

Opophelia

The sexual desire to operate large, powerful systems.

I'm into Opophelia

by Al May 18, 2003