Al's definitions
The poster known as Djimbe has been utterly proven to be a liar and a fake. The Bullshido Administration have decided to take action and notify all posters through this signature of Djimbe's past claims:
* Tigerfly can own collegiate wrestlers
* Telling wrestlers what is or is not a shoot when he doesn't wrestle
* He can break Rickson's forearms at will and could beat him in a streetfight
* TF's workout regime surpases those of pro athletes
* All Judo/BJJ comes from Qin-na
* He claimed he had an upcoming MMA fight
* He thinks he could take Matt Thorton
* He thinks he's more skilled than Asia (no one has seen that at any throwdowns). The implication at the time was fighting, not just Baji.
* Grappling and beating two BJJers at once
* People must ask his instructor permission before opening up a school in Chinatown.
* "its really not all that hard to pick up (ground grappling) if your Chinese Standing Grappling game was tight in the first place" -he has no clue as to what grappling is.
* Three months at his XingYi place and TF could destroy a bjj blue belt in grappling.
Also please, when responding to a djimbe post, use The Djimbe Translator
* Tigerfly can own collegiate wrestlers
* Telling wrestlers what is or is not a shoot when he doesn't wrestle
* He can break Rickson's forearms at will and could beat him in a streetfight
* TF's workout regime surpases those of pro athletes
* All Judo/BJJ comes from Qin-na
* He claimed he had an upcoming MMA fight
* He thinks he could take Matt Thorton
* He thinks he's more skilled than Asia (no one has seen that at any throwdowns). The implication at the time was fighting, not just Baji.
* Grappling and beating two BJJers at once
* People must ask his instructor permission before opening up a school in Chinatown.
* "its really not all that hard to pick up (ground grappling) if your Chinese Standing Grappling game was tight in the first place" -he has no clue as to what grappling is.
* Three months at his XingYi place and TF could destroy a bjj blue belt in grappling.
Also please, when responding to a djimbe post, use The Djimbe Translator
Djimbe is a fat tub of lard that could break Rickson's forearms.
by al March 11, 2005
Get the Djimbemug. 1. The idea of an embodiment of human decency, intellect, and life-force. A certain intangible that makes people "human".
2. Something most people who post on this site would apparently sell for a large fries and a Big-Gulp drink at McDonald's.
2. Something most people who post on this site would apparently sell for a large fries and a Big-Gulp drink at McDonald's.
1. Even though the existence of a soul can't be proven, many people feel "connected to" others, or that humans are superior to animals in an undefinable way.
2. Milhouse gave Bart $5 for his soul on the Simpsons -- at the time this was supposed to be farcical, but like most of satire, this incedent has become a direct parallel of reality.
2. Milhouse gave Bart $5 for his soul on the Simpsons -- at the time this was supposed to be farcical, but like most of satire, this incedent has become a direct parallel of reality.
by Al September 28, 2006
Get the Soulmug. 1. Any beer. Particularly refers to heavy, full bodied beers, which can be very filling.
2. Guiness, or Irish Breakfast, as it is also called.
2. Guiness, or Irish Breakfast, as it is also called.
1. I don't need lunch; I just had some liquid bread.
2. Guiness is the closest you'll ever get to liquid bread without putting a loaf of Wonderbread into a blender.
2. Guiness is the closest you'll ever get to liquid bread without putting a loaf of Wonderbread into a blender.
by Al February 9, 2004
Get the liquid breadmug. by al November 13, 2003
Get the domineezymug. by al January 13, 2005
Get the Sweetagenessmug. 
Get the Cooch-piratemug. by AL April 26, 2004
Get the shatpankmug.