Al's definitions

GEU

The GEU is actually the Gerbal Energy Unit found in most computers dating back to the early 90's. You can check to see if this is working by picking up your modem and rattling it. If you hear squeals, it's working. If'n you hear clanking bones, time to clean out the filter...

Wow, you're computer's movin' slow. Yo, it's time you checked your GEU, holmes.

by Al February 14, 2005

excuse my french

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.

Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.

by Al October 14, 2003

soogy

to engage in sexual relations or romance often used in a comedic sense can also be used in the form of soogy wit it implied that the sooginess has begun

oh my god close your eyes those old people are getting soogy!!

by al October 30, 2007

pants

they are for squares

paying bills is for squares...like pants!

by al November 17, 2004

shoot me up elmo

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.

Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.

by al January 13, 2005

pouch fucker

Man who likes to have sex with marsupials

Man is my boss a real pouch fucker

by Al September 1, 2008

elephante'

large fat rolls on a obese persons back.

look at that mad elephante' hanging over her bra!

by al May 28, 2003