Aidan Brooks's definitions

Brewin

Angry, pissed off, annoyed. As in brewing up anger inside.

You're in trouble Matt, you just broke Sam's bike and he's well brewin'

by Aidan Brooks June 8, 2005

Tens

£10 worth of weed, one sixteenth of an ounce or 1.75g

That tens was pretty chung

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Dodge

An abbreviation of the word Dodgey, meaning 1: strange, 2: risky, 3: fake or 4: ill.

1. That was well dodge man, the cup moved by itself.
2. You wanna go jack some yutes? Nah man, it's bare dodge round here because of all the feds.
3. You wanna buy this genuine leather purse madam? No thanks luv, it looks a bit dodge.
4. I'm feeling a bit dodge

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Fuckrees

(Adjective) Someone or something that is harsh or coldhearted eg. racism, bullying

I think it was pretty fuckrees when John merked Clive's mobile phone.

by Aidan Brooks June 6, 2005

Crackwhore

A way of toking a joint by holding it between the index and middle fingers and bonging it as to achieve the maximum effect.

Aidan: Stop doing crackwhore tokes man you'll get chung too quick
Nick: Nah man it's cool

by Aidan Brooks June 6, 2005

Portion

1. Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.

2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.

1. That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it.

2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Crackney

The London borough formerly known as Hackney until it infamously became overrun by radical Hoodlamic terrorists

Shall we go to Jamal's house? Nah man allow trotting through Crackney

by Aidan Brooks June 26, 2005