cumilingus

The act of performing cunnilingus either on someone who has recently been creampied or with cum in your mouth

The three-way porn video ended with cum-swapping and cumilingus.

by AgentColdShadow October 31, 2020

failzheimer's

A moment in which an opportunity is lost due to a faulty memory.

That guy was one question away from the jackpot...until he went totally failzheimer's.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

don't cry

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

Assid

Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.

I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.

by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018

perv view

The list of kinks you are willing to accommodate in a sexual relationship. A pun on the words "purview" and "pervert".

She said she really wanted to piss on my face, but I let her know that it was beyond my perv view.

by AgentColdShadow April 02, 2017

Lostalgia

To be nostalgic for a time one has never known, such as times from before one's own birth.

The pictures of flappers at a speakeasy left me with a sense of lostalgia.

by AgentColdShadow October 25, 2018

retraux

Falsely retro. A portmanteau of the French word faux and the Latin word retro.

The modern 8-bit throwback games are decidedly retraux.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016