spark

Noun. A very effeminate (flaming) twink. The kind of twink that lights up a room.

He's such a spark...he converts every dull party into an EVENT!

by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016

Nanoturfer

One who uses false science and/or pseudoscience as the basis of a political movement.

Person 1: He says "video games cause cancer"...
Person 2: Just another douchebag nanoturfer.

by AgentColdShadow July 22, 2011

mozzarella cum

The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.

She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.

by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016

Solomonize

To propose a ludicrous solution to a dispute in order to gauge reactions and render a judgment justly.

Judge williams solomonized in family court to determine custody.

by AgentColdShadow January 01, 2009

don't cry

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016

saladdin

A vegan that crusades against the consumption of meat by others. A portmanteau of the words salad and paladin.

Wherever meat is being processed there will be a saladdin picketing.

by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016

perv view

The list of kinks you are willing to accommodate in a sexual relationship. A pun on the words "purview" and "pervert".

She said she really wanted to piss on my face, but I let her know that it was beyond my perv view.

by AgentColdShadow April 02, 2017