AgentColdShadow's definitions

mewt

A non-vocal cat.

Sir Fuzzybottom is a mewt.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

retraux

Falsely retro. A portmanteau of the French word faux and the Latin word retro.

The modern 8-bit throwback games are decidedly retraux.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

saladdin

A vegan that crusades against the consumption of meat by others. A portmanteau of the words salad and paladin.

Wherever meat is being processed there will be a saladdin picketing.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

failzheimer's

A moment in which an opportunity is lost due to a faulty memory.

That guy was one question away from the jackpot...until he went totally failzheimer's.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

don't cry

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

spark

Noun. A very effeminate (flaming) twink. The kind of twink that lights up a room.

He's such a spark...he converts every dull party into an EVENT!

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

Nanoturfer

One who uses false science and/or pseudoscience as the basis of a political movement.

Person 1: He says "video games cause cancer"...
Person 2: Just another douchebag nanoturfer.

by AgentColdShadow July 22, 2011