cumilingus

The act of performing cunnilingus either on someone who has recently been creampied or with cum in your mouth

The three-way porn video ended with cum-swapping and cumilingus.

by AgentColdShadow October 31, 2020

failzheimer's

A moment in which an opportunity is lost due to a faulty memory.

That guy was one question away from the jackpot...until he went totally failzheimer's.

by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016

Smagma

A mix of smegma (the cheese-like accumulation of organic debris under the foreskin of the penis, or under the clitoral hood) and hot sauce. Goes great on a cheeseburger.

I decided against showering for a week so I could have enough smagma to dip my chips into.

by AgentColdShadow February 19, 2023