AgentColdShadow's definitions

Slickle

A portmanteau of the words "slowly", "lick", and "tickle" first proposed in the Chip Zdarsky story "The Petals Fall Twice".

He slickled her clit until she could barely breathe.

by AgentColdShadow March 17, 2016

nondie

An artist or band so underground that they haven't ever performed their craft.

Nah...he ain't indie, he's nondie. He ain't ever even picked up a guitar.

by AgentColdShadow March 17, 2016

Smagma

A mix of smegma (the cheese-like accumulation of organic debris under the foreskin of the penis, or under the clitoral hood) and hot sauce. Goes great on a cheeseburger.

I decided against showering for a week so I could have enough smagma to dip my chips into.

by AgentColdShadow February 19, 2023

perv view

The list of kinks you are willing to accommodate in a sexual relationship. A pun on the words "purview" and "pervert".

She said she really wanted to piss on my face, but I let her know that it was beyond my perv view.

by AgentColdShadow April 2, 2017

mozzarella cum

The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.

She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.

by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016

crapioca

Feces at the threshold between solid and diarrhea...when it's consistency could be compared to tapioca pudding.

He ate some bad vegetarian chili and now he has burning crapioca.

by AgentColdShadow April 9, 2016

Nanoturfer

One who uses false science and/or pseudoscience as the basis of a political movement.

Person 1: He says "video games cause cancer"...
Person 2: Just another douchebag nanoturfer.

by AgentColdShadow July 22, 2011