Solomonize

To propose a ludicrous solution to a dispute in order to gauge reactions and render a judgment justly.

Judge williams solomonized in family court to determine custody.

by AgentColdShadow January 01, 2009

saladdin

A vegan that crusades against the consumption of meat by others. A portmanteau of the words salad and paladin.

Wherever meat is being processed there will be a saladdin picketing.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

clingfling

A chick who stalks you after a one-night-stand

Man, Rosa's a real clingfling. I said I couldn't be tied down and it was for fun...Some chicks just don't listen.

by AgentColdShadow March 16, 2008

mewt

A non-vocal cat.

Sir Fuzzybottom is a mewt.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

charism

N. An orgasm due to the extreme articulateness and sexiness of the sound of a person's voice.

She had a charism when she first heard John Malkovich interviewed.

by AgentColdShadow February 17, 2017

parroty

N. A spoof of a target which is similar or identical to an existing spoof of that target.

This joke has been used so many times it's more of a parroty than a parody.

by AgentColdShadow November 16, 2016

crapioca

Feces at the threshold between solid and diarrhea...when it's consistency could be compared to tapioca pudding.

He ate some bad vegetarian chili and now he has burning crapioca.

by AgentColdShadow April 09, 2016