24 definitions by AgentColdShadow

Shartorial

A way of referencing fashion as being terrible or ugly. A portmaneau of the words "sartorial" and "shart".

The latest pictures from Milan Fashion Week are an exercise in the shartorial.

by AgentColdShadow November 7, 2017

An artist or band so underground that they haven't ever performed their craft.

Nah...he ain't indie, he's nondie. He ain't ever even picked up a guitar.

by AgentColdShadow December 9, 2015

To propose a ludicrous solution to a dispute in order to gauge reactions and render a judgment justly.

Judge williams solomonized in family court to determine custody.

by AgentColdShadow January 1, 2009

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016

A vegan that crusades against the consumption of meat by others. A portmanteau of the words salad and paladin.

Wherever meat is being processed there will be a saladdin picketing.

by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016

The list of kinks you are willing to accommodate in a sexual relationship. A pun on the words "purview" and "pervert".

She said she really wanted to piss on my face, but I let her know that it was beyond my perv view.

by AgentColdShadow April 2, 2017

A non-vocal cat.

Sir Fuzzybottom is a mewt.

by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016