Aeryck's definitions
Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.
After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.
by Aeryck November 6, 2004
Get the Splat Patty mug.A male that is completely controlled by their female love interest, to the point where logic and reason is completely ignored. It often results in the alienation of said male from the rest of his male friends. There is no good that can come from this symbiotic relationship.
Jon was often self righteous and somewhat annoying in his ways, but he got completely unreasonable and downright stupid when he started blindly obeying his symbicunt, Wendi.
by Aeryck April 9, 2008
Get the Symbicunt mug.Uncle Lloyd yelled into the bathroom where his young neice was taking a bath "Jessica, don't forget to wash your Tootie Fish!"
by Aeryck October 23, 2004
Get the Tootie Fish mug.A gaggle of teenaged girls that roam a mall looking for teenaged boys they can get to spend all their hard earned money on them by purchasing mallfood and trinkets under the disillusion of possible pussy access, to then abandon them when the mall closes without a penny, and no pussy access.
David and Ronny blew all the money they made cleaning yards at the senior citizen trailer park on these Cuntaloids at the mall, and did not even have the money to catch the city bus to go home and masterbate.
by Aeryck October 23, 2004
Get the Cuntaloids mug.The supple breasts of a female under the age of 18, however they are not to be confused with Booblettes which are much smaller.
Hannah thought she would blow her friends away, so she put up pictures of her Boobles on her MySpace page.
by Aeryck June 11, 2006
Get the Boobles mug.A female that is completely controlled by their male love interest, to the point where common sense and decency is completely obliterated. It often results in the alienation of said female from her family and friends. There is no good that can come from this symbiotic relationship.
Wendi was a loving and decent person until she came under the dark influences of her symbicock, Jon. With his manipulation of their religious beliefs, he was able to gain complete control of her soul.
by Aeryck April 9, 2008
Get the Symbicock mug.When a guy at the mall threw his Cinnabon to his girlfriend to finish, he accidentally hit her in the crotch. Jared started laughing and yelled, "She caught it, right in her Skonch!"
by Aeryck April 12, 2008
Get the Skonch mug.