Ae5Ea8's definitions

Alice in Kirkland

When Costco randomly and sporadically changes the location of items
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.

Kirkland is the Costco brand.

Marge, where's the 80 gallon drum of mayonnaise we need for the tailgate this weekend?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

demoticon

A combination of "emoticon" and "demoted." A feeling of being demoted by an important person in your life who suddenly responds to a text or email only with an emoticon — not any words. But a demoticon probably means that the person feels so connected with you that no words are needed. So this is actually a good thing: See promoticon.

I got demoticon'd. Dang! Another smiley face.

by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015

it's just gums flapping

someone saying something that doesn't mean anything in the real world

Despite what the customer service rep tells you, it's just gums flapping. You gotta get something in writing.

by Ae5Ea8 February 28, 2015

Fartnite

A multiplayer video game in which everyone is farting on or near each other

I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.

by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018

acqueuescence

Combination of "acquiescence" and "queue," describing the act of letting someone cut in front you in line (the "queue").

Sharpen your elbows: There ain't no acqueuescence at Disney Land.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries

senior stew: now with chunks!

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

Clausemopolitan

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini."I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.

"I'll drink to that," said John Hancock as he knocked back a Clausemopolitan.

by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015