brauxmance

1. A fake bromance on a reality show just to gain the confidence of the other person.

2. A bromance that turns out badly...where two guys start off liking each as bros, but end up thinking that the other is a jerk.
I ended my brauxmance. The guy who though was cool was actually a brouche bag.
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015
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scabvertisement

Website ads featuring nasty skin conditions. The ads are usually — but not always — on medical information sites like WebMD. This is not in any way to cast in a bad light the people who have the conditions, because anyone is susceptible to viral, fungal, and bacterial infections, as well as cancer. But most people, including those with the condition, would agree that it's kind of hard to look at.
How do I turn off this horrible scabvertisement?
by Ae5Ea8 May 13, 2015
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mayonnaisia

Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.

There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.
Daggumit. Where's the 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise?
mayonnaisia
by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017
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empty catbox syndrome

Combination of "empty nest syndrome" and "catbox," describing the empty feeling when, for whatever reason, you no longer have a cat (and the accompanying turds in the catbox) to take care of.
Fluffy left for college. I'm suffering from empty catbox syndrome.
by Ae5Ea8 March 25, 2015
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Brady violation

1. In football, a term describing the deflating of footballs. See Deflategate.
2. A legal term describing the affirmative duty of the prosecution to disclose any material evidence favorable to the defendant and relevant to the prosecution’s case in chief. The evidence that must be turned over is any evidence that would tend to nullify guilt or reduce culpability or punishment.
Deflategate v. Pats (holding that deflating footballs is uncool (i.e., a Brady violation)).
by Ae5Ea8 May 13, 2015
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mute salute

"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.
Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?

Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.
by Ae5Ea8 March 02, 2015
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closet duty

When your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. Usually there is no scratching or meowing. The next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss.
Fluffy! Sorry about the closet duty!
by Ae5Ea8 March 20, 2015
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