Definitions by Ae5Ea8

test my salad 

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end

Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.

test my salad by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015

brotes

Combo of "totes" and "bro." Instead of saying, "Totes, bro," you just say, "brotes."

Dude, did you see her? She was all that and bag of KC's ed. note: Kettle Chips
Yeah...brotes.

brotes by Ae5Ea8 July 22, 2015

invasion of drivacy 

Staring into a parked car and then being surprised when you see someone looking out at you. At first, you can't see inside because of the glare. As you keep walking, however, you see that there is actually someone in there. As your eyes meet, you feel kind of embarrassed that you were looking into the car.

Neither tort law nor the Fourth Amendment protects against invasion of drivacy.

invasion of drivacy by Ae5Ea8 June 17, 2015

Pist-ot Note

When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.

Pist-ot Notes of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.

Pist-ot Note by Ae5Ea8 June 8, 2015

Obsessive Taping Disorder 

Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.

I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.

Obsessive Taping Disorder by Ae5Ea8 June 2, 2015

Brady violation

1. In football, a term describing the deflating of footballs. See Deflategate.
2. A legal term describing the affirmative duty of the prosecution to disclose any material evidence favorable to the defendant and relevant to the prosecution’s case in chief. The evidence that must be turned over is any evidence that would tend to nullify guilt or reduce culpability or punishment.

Deflategate v. Pats (holding that deflating footballs is uncool (i.e., a Brady violation)).

Brady violation by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015

Pist-ot note

When you write on the wrong side of a Post-it note.

Dagummit. Another pist-ot note.

Pist-ot note by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015