AdomC's definitions

Algebra

The worst and most stupid subject ever made.

My dumbass Algebra 2 teacher is assigning this brainless material.

by AdomC March 14, 2015

Bitch Mother

Bitch Mothers live to ruin your life. They yell in your ear so loud over small things, always compare you to other kids, and never let you go out because they think you are still too young.

Bitch Mother sees her kid watching an awesome horror movie...
Bitch Mother: TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TOO FUCKING VIOLENT!!!!
PS: Dads can act like Bitch Mothers too. Usually mothers have this attitude.

by AdomC March 27, 2015

Aristotle

The reason why my ass suffered in Geometry and Algebra!

If I could get revenge on Aristotle I would invent a time machine and spank him a hundred times to get even!

by AdomC May 15, 2016

Aristotle

A philosopher who invented subjects that are making students in high school and college work their asses off and suffer like slaves.

Someone needs to invent a time machine to punish Aristotle by spanking his ass.

by AdomC May 15, 2016

Rick Rubin

A Jewish rapper with a long beard and is in Eminem's music video Berzerk and is right next to him in the video. BTW I'm Jewish too and our rappers aren't as famous as black rappers for some reason.

Eminem: Kick your shoes off, let your hair down...
Rick Rubin: And go berzerk!!!

by AdomC April 11, 2015

Drake

A Jewish Canadian rapper who was part of Lil Wayne's group Young Money and is best friends with Kanye West. He also makes some decent songs.

Guy 1: "All my exes live in Texas like I'm Goerge Strait."
Guy 2: Whatcha singing?
Guy 1: Drake bro!!!

by AdomC April 3, 2015

Facebook

An addicting website that people use a lot while they're having their grades are getting lowered, eyes are becoming irritated, and their fingers are swelling up. Many people on Facebook are looking like they're best friends with people they barely even talk to, and are trying to prove themselves that they are the shit by putting fake photos and videos about themselves but really, they just look like conceited idiots doing a pathetic job proving Facebook friends that they are the shit.

Facebook user: If I post a video of me and one of my friends playing each other in basketball, we're gonna prove to everyone we know on Facebook that we're hot shit!!

by AdomC November 15, 2015