AdomC's definitions

Chemistry

A fucking obnoxious shitty subject you have to take unless you don't want to get into a four year university. You'll never even use Chemistry after high school or college unless you're a mad ass scientist who likes making bombs or drugs or both.

I gotta suffer one year and take Chemistry if I want to get into UH. This fucking sucks cuz I'll never even use this shit in business.

by AdomC August 23, 2016

Traffic

Fucking bullshit that God invented to slow everything down or is caused by fucking idiots who get in accidents or just stop to take looks at things and is not considerate of others.

Fuck traffic. It always makes me late to work.

by AdomC June 24, 2015

upperclassmen

The older people in high school(usually 11th and 12th graders) that think they have the right to leave out freshmen, treat them like they don't matter and always telling them to fuck off. They also tend to get lazy as fuck and party their dicks and pussies all night long on Fridays and weekends.

Guy 1: Hey dude can you please take me out to that party that's going on this Friday?
Guy 2: Dude, what grade are ya in?
Guy 1: Freshman...
Guy 2: HAHAHAHA!!! I'm part of the upperclassmen!!! Fuck outta here dude!!! Go home!!!

by AdomC November 22, 2015

Dracula

A fictional character who is a vampire from Transylvania in Europe. He can turn into a bat anytime he wants and lives in a wealthy castle, which is why they call him "Count Dracula". He also likes to suck blood from bitches who have the biggest booties or tits and fuck them afterwards. But then he gets his ass hunted by Van Helsing who puts a wooden stake through his ass in almost every story of his. And Dracula hates the sign of a cross.

Guy 1: Dude that movie of Dracula was sick man!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Did you know that the bitch he fucks in the beginning of the movie lives around our area in real life?
Guy 1: No fucking way! Lets get some vampire makeup near Halloween and fuck her!
Guy 2: Yeah, but its only February now.

by AdomC February 22, 2015

SAT

Just big fucking bullshit that you have to take in high school. This is meant for colleges such as USC, Stanford, UC or Ivy League schools to judge how smart or dumb you are. Whats the point about it when you have class grades? So fuck it cause it wastes time and thinking.

Teacher: Alright class get prepared for the SAT class coming next week.
Classmate: Yeah, well if we don't do well on the dumb ass exam we can always go to community college.

by AdomC March 9, 2015

Tyga

A rapper who looks full black but is actually half Vietnamese and half Jamaican. He was born in Compton, one of the blackest cities in California which is why he has a full black attitude.

Tyga acts so black he may not even know he's half Asian.

by AdomC August 17, 2015

Lazy Senior

A spoiled senior in high school, who thinks he/she can sit on his/her ass the whole second semester. They also love to ditch school and cut class and make the whole senior year a year to party and drink and shit like that because they are fucking losers who think their grades don't count anymore after junior year. Not all seniors have this attitude though.

Lazy Senior: Hey, want to skip class to chill and party?
Hard Working Senior: Nope. I have a test and I'm trying to raise my grade in Chemistry.
Lazy Senior: Whatever, you're no fun man.
Hard working senior: Well, just keep sitting on your lazy ass and just turn into a huge loser if thats what you want.

by AdomC March 7, 2015