The Key Fits The Lock

A saying used about small-penised paedophiles

The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.

A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock

by Adolf Trump-Farage August 29, 2018

Deadsurf

Deadsurf: To use a fake social media account and then post that you (real name) have died, in order to see what comments people make (like 'OMG I can't believe it' to 'I'm glad the little sod is dead, I hated him/her since Primary School').

I deadsurfed people from my old school last night, and they are all in tears that I have died according to Facebook! Ha Ha!

I wonder what the jerks I used to work with think of me now? If I deadsurf them, it could be interesting!

by Adolf Trump-Farage August 28, 2018

Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.

Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018

Full Hungerford

Going to go absolutely mental, could possibly kill simultaneous people one by one without remorse.

Reference to the 1987 Hungerford Massacre

'if that fucking arsehole doesn't shut his gob, I am going to go Full Hungerford on him!
'It's Monday Morning, the staff are useless - fuck this I'm going Full Hungerford in a second!'

by Adolf Trump-Farage August 31, 2018

Moodycock

massive white penis huge white cock

Moodycock: A massive white penis, named after former Swindon Town player Aaron Moody who has a massive white penis.

by Adolf Trump-Farage August 28, 2018

Nopen Minded

Describes a person who claims to be open to new opinions and new ways of thinking, yet only harps back to the same old tired ideas and rhetoric.

(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')

Our Professor is so nopen minded - he goes back to the same ways of thinking even after being shown a better way.

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018

Yawnage On My Hornage

Defines somebody who is a crap shag; rubbish or boring in bed - a buzzkill for pheromones.

Lisa is so yawnage on my hornage - she just lies there like a hermit crab.

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018