Adam's definitions

mantlepiecing

verb: To bring a photo of yourself (preferrably pre-framed) to a party at someone's house, then place the photo among other photos of host's family and such on a mantle or dresser. Popularized by a column on CollegeHumor.com, though some celebrity hairdresser douche claims credit.

As Heather was cleaning her house the morning after her New Year's party, she realized her dresser had been mantlepieced by Adam.

by Adam January 1, 2005

Axin

African American Slang for asking, bastardized to askin, bastardized to axin'.

Dude chill, I was just axin' you a question.

by Adam July 15, 2004

sperious

a term of praise relating to the mum of ones bum chums

adams mum is sperious

by adam March 15, 2005

iced tea bagger

someone who chills their nutsack and places them on a sleeping persons lips

When you are an eskimo you are an iced tea bagger

by adam November 22, 2004

Fox

1. Television network that is beloved by millions of Republicans across the country. When not running news, it produces mind-numbing reality shows and the "World's Greatest Office Sex Spycams".

"Hey, let's turn on Fox News, I want to ehar the latest outburst from Bill O'Reilly!" "Sorry honey, you'll have to watch Survivor XVI"

by Adam July 30, 2003

Nintendo

Cool, awesome, radical, new, innovative, different

"Dude, that new band is so nintendo"

by Adam April 16, 2003

White Oak

A comment made after a homosexual remark to secure one's manliness.

"Every Tuesday morning in November I like to go with Bruce in the Ford pickup and go up North. We pitch a tent, light some fires, kill some deer... moose.... elk.... you know... do manly things. But when it comes to evening, it's all Barry White and anal sex. White oak."

by Adam October 10, 2004