Adam's definitions

samoflan

A color, type of clothing, animal, food product, name of child, body part, a time of day, a state of mind when one is extremely stupid and/or high, and......... you!

The samoflan is round.

by Adam February 23, 2005

Beenie Weenie

when your penis resembles that of a small bean

"Peter has a tiny beenie weenie".

by Adam November 5, 2004

phelching

to suck jizz from bodily orifice

Jack and Jill went up the hill and phelched all day long

by Adam April 11, 2005

yhnto

Country slang for "Do you want to?"

Hey, i'm goin t get a beer, yhnto?

by Adam October 25, 2004

stockholm syndrome

In 1973 a group of Swedes held hostage in a vault during a bank robbery for six days grew attached to their captors.

1-to develop or have compassion or sympathy for one's abductor
2-to grow attached to or grow to like a person, place, or thing one was forced to put up with

Today it is used as psychological term to analyze mental patients who have been abused,tortured,kidnapped,etc. and many other situations

1-After many failed attempts to escape, the woman quit trying because she had developed Stockholm Syndrome for her captor.

2-Even though the toddler didn't like his new toy, he developed a Stockholm Syndrome for it.

by Adam April 10, 2004

Screwnicorn

When a lesbian puts a strap-on on her forehead than proceeds to pleasure her partner

"The dyke preformed teh screwnicorn on her girlfriend

by Adam March 8, 2003

gish

An unbeleivably terrible prognosticator. This term came about when, Ken Gish, a participant in a three strikes (survivor) pool picked losing teams in each of the first three weeks, making his exit as quickly as possible from the pool. Simply amazing, since you only get a strike if the heavily favored team you pick loses in each of the first three weeks.

"To pull a Gish" means that you take three strikes in the first three weeks of an NFL three strikes pool.

by Adam January 12, 2005