Ace 's definitions

ITC

A slang word to describe the amount of clearance between a woman's thighs.

A woman walks past two men in the grocery store and one says to the other; Did you see the ITC on that?

by Ace January 9, 2005

Ville

In Louisville call people by "Ville"

greeting a person by "Yo What Up Ville"

by AcE February 4, 2005

owned

When someone out does you totally, when someone does something fucking awesome.

Matt was just owned by that Jewish guy!

by Ace March 4, 2005

splice

The hottest dude alive.

-Whoa man, you look almost as good as Splice!

-Brah, you're lookin' Splice tonight.

by Ace March 12, 2004

priznick

another word for prick

(kind of like biznitch and shiznit)

fucking priznick

by Ace February 3, 2004

BlueMage

A common job class within the Final Fantasy series. The "BlueMage" learns his skills and abilities from opposing monsters. In Final Fantasy 7, the blue mage was replaced by the "E.Skill" materia. E-Skill stands for Enemy Skill.

-What's your favorite job class?
-I like the blue mages.

by Ace March 12, 2004

MOSS

1. "Measure Of Software Similarity" (Berkely: 1994, 2003). A program used to detect plaigarism in programming homework assignments.
2. A deal between USC Judicial Affairs (student conduct) and Berkely to bring in money to USC and to increase the number of students accused of student conduct disorders and academic dishonesty. This will in turn boost the effectiveness rating of USC and its Judicial Affairs bureaucracy.
3. Total fucking bullshit.
4. MOSS my salad, bitch.
5. A lame excuse for professors to inflict misery on their students.
6. Proof that computers cannot make decisions effectively as humans.
7. As illogical in deciding who is cheating as the BCS is in deciding who should play in the national championship.
8. Invented by a bunch of lunatics who had nothing better to do than devise ways to inflict pain on others.
9. Invented by a bunch of losers who have no life.

I got sent to Judicial Affairs because MOSS said I was cheating. This is no different than saying I got a traffic ticket because a camera said so. Or that Oklahoma should play in the Sugar Bowl because the BCS said so.

by ace April 22, 2004