Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace June 17, 2006
by Ace March 07, 2004
Holy shit Tim, look at all those crazyfists. That shit is way too hardcore for me. I mean, I can handle one or two, maybe even 4 on occasion, but 36 crazyfists? Fuck that.
by Ace March 12, 2005
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by Ace September 06, 2004
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You walk into a room and find yourself walking towards the stage when the lights turn on and you find that the room is full of gay men. Your responce would be JEABUS
by Ace November 23, 2004