Ace 's definitions
The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).
Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!
by Ace May 8, 2005
Get the Jelqingmug. by Ace June 9, 2004
Get the bootlegmug. my little sister is big slampiglet
by Ace April 13, 2004
Get the slampigletmug. 1) operational concept description.
2) a bullshit paper assignment for graduate software management courses.
3) a list of stakeholders, the current system, and proposed system.
4) a paper which no one seems to really know anything about
2) a bullshit paper assignment for graduate software management courses.
3) a list of stakeholders, the current system, and proposed system.
4) a paper which no one seems to really know anything about
by ace March 10, 2004
Get the ocdmug. 
not a big deal
by ace May 24, 2004
Get the no biggiemug.