Ace 's definitions

poonclosh

>verb. the act of thrusting one's pelvis in such a way that one's testicles and penis slap against the abdomen and taint, emitting a noise, commonly performed by males.

"I love to poonclosh when I get out of the shower"

by ace November 30, 2004

germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.

"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."

by Ace December 9, 2003

Ace of Spades

The sexual act of whacking your circumcised penis against someone's forehead thus leaving a mark in the shape of the head of the penis that resembles a spade. It's gotta be a circumcised penis tho. Otherwise it don't look right, trust me.

Then I gave her the "Ace of Spades" and it hurt because I whacked her skull too hard.

by Ace April 6, 2003

RFN

When tomorrow or this afternoon or later is not good enough: you need it Right Fucking Now.

Hey, you lame hesher, go get that six-pack RFN!

by Ace June 2, 2004

chimmy chongas

another word for tits

"duuuudddeee that girl has some sweeet chimmy chongas..."

by Ace September 5, 2004

grundola

The space between your rectum and your balls. Also known as the "guiche" in technical terms.

"Oh man, I just got my grundola pierced, that shit hurt!"

by Ace December 6, 2003

whoopah

the sound chander makes when trying to show that Ross is whipped

You know, WHOOPAH!

by Ace November 3, 2003