Definitions by Abajian

Niddar-22 

noun, countable
a hopeless situation in which you cannot do one thing until you do another thing, but you cannot do that thing until you do the first thing, with the result that you can do neither but go into Hwa byung

Without kimchi you can’t eat steamed rice and without steamed rice you can’t eat kimchi. That's a Niddar-22 situation.

Niddar-22 by Abajian October 13, 2005

Niddar trap 

noun, countable
a mock thread in a message board for catching Niddars

Let’s keep the damn Niddars in the Niddar trap.

Niddar trap by Abajian October 8, 2005

Niddar thread 

noun, countable
a mock threat in a message board in which you can keep Niddars to observe their eccentric behavior

You’ll witness real Hwa byung in the Niddar thread.

Niddar thread by Abajian October 8, 2005

baka chong 

adjective
a baka chong design, product, system etc is easy to understand and use, regardless of the user's experience, knowledge, literacy, or numeracy

1) baka chong camera
2) baka chong GUI

baka chong by Abajian October 5, 2005

Digital Revolution

noun
the Digital Revolution
the period in the early years of the 21st century in China when mobile phones came into wide use and the Chinese Communist Party modernized its command system by using digital communication technologies in order to cling to power

"Express patriotism rationally. Take part in the state-sponsored protests. Patriotism is not a sin,'' said a text message sent by the Digital Revolution bureau of the Chinese Communist Party to millions of mobile phone users in Shanghai and Beijing.

Digital Revolution by Abajian September 27, 2005

Hwa byung 

noun, uncountable
also fire illness listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual, Korea Edition (DSM-K)
a typical mental illness that is found in people of Korean descent, that can make someone suddenly unable to suppress his/her emotions of anger, sadness, hurt, guilt or shame, etc for a short time, it is sometimes accompanied by incontinence (urine and/or feces).

Kim Jong-Il had Hwa byung while he was chatting with George W. Bush on the MSN one night, and smashed his fist down on the keyboard, threw the mouse at the monitor and then lost consciousness. He wears a disposable Pampers when he chats on the Internet.

Hwa byung by Abajian September 9, 2005

East Sea 

noun
a fake website in South Korea, which is designed to look like legitimate Red Cross appeals for donations to Hurricane Katrina relief efforts.

East Sea is a Katrina Internet charity scam which trys to dupe contributors!
The Red Cross never sends out e-mail solicitations.

East Sea by Abajian September 8, 2005