tabletpc

Noun. A notebook PC that lets a user flip the screen around and lay it down on the keyboard so they can use a pen to navigate about the computer's GUI and write or take notes directly on the screen using their own handwriting.

I just bought the Toshiba Portege Tablet PC. It's okay, but I wish it had a Centrino Bundle at 2.0Ghz instead of a crappy Pentium 3 at 1.33ghz. And 802.11G. And 4 USB2.0 ports instead of 2. and I want it to be half as thin. And weigh half as much. Is that asking too much?

by Aaron September 13, 2003

santa

worlds biggest lie told to children to get them to behave except for God. though this lie is not nearly as effective as god as all children eventualy realise that Santa doesn't exist at some stage while man simpletons continue there lives still convinced that the devine lord is with them always.

damn that guy is fat, bet he's got a job at the local shoping center as santa

by Aaron February 04, 2005

balango man

A real, suave motherfucker; someone who knows how to go out in style.

"Aw shit, you see Raphael and his new pimped out car? That cat's so cool, a real balango man."

by aaron May 09, 2003

play war

to perform oral sex

Guy: Hey, wanna play war?
Girl: Hows that?
Guy: I'll lay down on the ground while you blow the hell outa me!

by aaron June 07, 2004

goathead

The seat behind the driver in a car is known as 'goathead'.

John called shotgun, Josh called roostertail right, so Charles was left with goathead.

by Aaron January 27, 2005

Scrote-attack

When recieving head slap your partner in the eyes with your sac until the eyes become bruised.

Cindy had to go to the hospital after my scrote-attack.

by aaron April 26, 2004

peenor

(N) a childish, yet inexplicably hilarious, word for penis.

Guy: Hey, you wanna see mah peenor?
Girl: HELL YEAH! Whip out your peenor!

by Aaron July 11, 2004