AaRoN's definitions

gimp attack

an attack of millions of leather clad sex slaves

(A man is attacked by a gang of people)
Man: fuck i feal like im haveing a gimp attack

by aaron October 13, 2003

sack-o-reha

a large burlap sack filled with diareha which individuals are placed into as a form of punishment.

"you have 5 seconds to get to your room or else your getting ten minutes in the sack-o-reha."

by Aaron January 11, 2004

cmos

Complimentary Metal-Oxide Semmi-conductor

only an idiot would think up Complimentary field effect whachamacallits

by Aaron May 16, 2004

poopoomajooboo

a really huge peice of shit that dangles from ur ass for seveal seconds before dropping off and splashing ur legs with piss and chunky shit. also known as mother of shits, or watermelons.

-i need to use a towel to wipe all the shitty water this huge poopoomajooboo
-man thats raunchy
-its not that bad, gabe bernard ate it so i dont have to clean

by Aaron February 20, 2004

devil's kiss

Howcome this isn't here already? It's the heady combination of cunnilingus and flatulence.

I was eating sushi from the barbershop floor and she gave me the devil's kiss, the dirty cow.

by Aaron October 5, 2003

tongue ring

Ring through tongue. Great for making out and giving head. *see "Blow-Job* Used to rub around penis creating a unique sensation.

Do you know how to use that tongue ring?

by Aaron March 27, 2005

human

Human (n.): A race with the capabality of intelligence, which has more disadvantages than advantages. The ability to imagine makes the species greedy, and in turn kills itself off. The race lives on the planet Earth and will soon destroy itself and possibly the planet along with it.

When not loved enough, the human will act in evil ways only for the purpose of making oneself feeling superior.

I hate being human.

Being in the army is de-humanizing.

by Aaron July 5, 2003