AaRoN's definitions

as a friend

Phrase used to indicate your status as unfit for more then flirting with and then laughing at your awkward advances later with your stupid ugly friends, not that I am bitter, I'm over you ... really.

Please take your tongue out of my ear I like you as a friend.

I know you just took me out to an expensive dinner, fixed my car and lent me $3000 but I like you as a friend.

by Aaron May 31, 2004

Oberst

adjective used to describe a Mexican-looking non-mexican

"dude, you look so Oberst"

by aaron July 25, 2004

Kreebler

A creepy person (i.e. the dude who stands in the corner all night at a party, doesn't say a word and stares at everyone or the dude who likes to touch people a bit too much while he talks to them.) One who kreebles.

Can you believe that guy? He was like rubbing my back and shit while he was talking to me. What a fuckin' Kreebler!

by Aaron November 1, 2004

blonky

An African-American with blonde hair who aspires to be a honky. Origin: BLonde hONKY.

La'Ryssa died her hair yellow... she is such a blonky!

by Aaron September 28, 2003

scratch

Scratch (n.) 1: Minor injury that does not break the skin.

Don't scratch me. Just telling you in advance.

by Aaron July 7, 2003

tabletpc

Noun. A notebook PC that lets a user flip the screen around and lay it down on the keyboard so they can use a pen to navigate about the computer's GUI and write or take notes directly on the screen using their own handwriting.

I just bought the Toshiba Portege Tablet PC. It's okay, but I wish it had a Centrino Bundle at 2.0Ghz instead of a crappy Pentium 3 at 1.33ghz. And 802.11G. And 4 USB2.0 ports instead of 2. and I want it to be half as thin. And weigh half as much. Is that asking too much?

by Aaron September 13, 2003

bonga slap

when a man with a bonga gets it out and starts slaping people with it

fuck off or ill bonga slap you

by aaron October 8, 2003